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adamatorium

  1. @evanasmith @timmytyper @jakesilverstein @brian_sweany Probably best not to mention anyone's wife.
  2. "Ok, just get this over with." - Otis in K&S ... and me just now.
  3. @Brian_Sweany Most definitely.
  4. Maddux Vulcan grip.
  5. @evanasmith @jakesilverstein @brian_sweany Sorry, Evan. Jake is more right than wrong on this one.
  6. @Brian_Sweany @storyoftexas "Are you intimidated sharing the stage with an equal, if not greater, LBJ-ophile?"
  7. Formula One would be very different if drivers had to wait as long as I have to change their cars' tires.
  8. @RangersTwit By "happy" did you mean "sleepy"? #latestart #latesleep
  9. Sunscreen-bug spray-deodorant. Get on it, science.
  10. Hardest part of parenting? Installing car seats. Hands down.
  11. ā€œI’m not familiar, precisely, with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said, whatever it was.ā€
  12. @gabedelahaye It will be missed, but it served its purpose (assuming its purpose was to entertain and delight).
  13. @NBCDFWEva Too late. Oof.
  14. ...AND it's dollar hot dog night at the ballpark. Not sure if I can handle all of these good things happening.
  15. @joefreelance Thanks. Currently settling for Hendricks and tonic. But will give that a whirl.
  16. Whelp, there goes that job. Unemployed for a week. Hello, day drinking.
  17. Um...
  18. Got an email that .@Humperdinks is now following me. Can't get "Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink" outta my head.
  19. Why not a microwave popcorn that smells like incense when overcooked?