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Adam_Mut

  1. @AKAP34 It's all good! Heat are your team but we'll take whatever bball love you got left!
  2. @barelysarcasm @AKAP34 has a VIP lockdown account. Can't see shit but put my name in to get on the list.
  3. RT @TheEricGosselin: Subway''s logo should just be someone with an empty stomach shrugging.
  4. @FanofThrones @westerosorg @towerofthehand Game of Thrones + Ice Cream = youtu.be/d9afAbUlQ74
  5. @dr_tully thanks! I don't know why I made it either.
  6. Game of Thrones + Ice Cream = bit.ly/JnFoM6 #gameofthrones #got
  7. Goatse 2012 bit.ly/JP0rbx
  8. I just blew a huge load of laundry into some dumb washing machine's mouth.
  9. OK Guys it's 'Silly Threat Tuesday' so let's see those silly threats or else I'm going to put spaghetti in your ears! #stt
  10. Anyone play horse hockey? It's like normal hockey except the goal is a horse and the puck is a baby horse and the ice is horses.
  11. PROTIP: When your cartoon about ice cream isn't funny, just throw some ice cream tits in it.
  12. Game of Thrones is TOO good. I hate when it ends.
  13. That moment when you're animating a talking Choco Taco for a personal project that makes no sense but you've come too far to stop.
  14. unload dishwasher...see that detergent thingy is closed...realize u never ran dishwasher.....dirty dishes in cabinets.!!!!.FUUUUUU
  15. "Well I ain't fucking Willard" "Sorry Boss?" "I mean I don't like fucking rats." - line from mafia movie I want to write
  16. The chimp who plays the chimpanzee in 'Chimpanzee' crashed his custom Ferrari early this morn in Malibu. DOA w/cocaine in vehicle.
  17. Breaking: man sees Jesus' face in status of Jesus.
  18. Running uphill everyday and I've begin to notice my chicken legs turning into turkey legs!
  19. toilet paper < baby wipes < three shells
  20. Red Tails is about Native American fighter pilots right?