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Adam_Jacobi

  1. @itstobs @amandarykoff The object isn't to kill me too.
  2. If you spray Febreze at flies it does nothing.
  3. @libbycrews Do people in Georgia just hibernate in iceboxes for the summer? Because I would. I totally would.
  4. @BrianPickett More official statements should end with "We have apologized to the citizens and the government of Brazil for this incident."
  5. @SenatorGiggity something something "going down" joke.
  6. But now it's still 79 out at 1 in the damn morning and I just want to spoon a glacier all night. I'll even be little spoon.
  7. Romanticizing warm summers with the windows open in an old beautiful building with no A/C is really easy when you still actually have A/C.
  8. @stefanielaine I'm quite the bore.
  9. @CardboardGerald @jon_bois And the crowd's just livid, and Marv Albert intones somberly, "Not the former President's finest moment..."
  10. @jon_bois @CardboardGerald I would want Obama to rip off the suit and go in and start playing, but just be horrible because he's like 55
  11. @WisconsinRob Leave Mama out of this!
  12. @croquet037 What'd you think?
  13. @sweetbob Bet you he stole it from me.
  14. You adorable naïf. RT @ParadigmShift35: Well, you can bet on your team if you know you are gonna win.
  15. .@bigpumpkin4real I should also point out that I don't gamble. I just like telling other people how to.
  16. Now you're getting it! RT @NDEddieMac: @Adam_Jacobi Hedging happiness is a beautiful thing
  17. Never, ever bet for the outcome you want in sports. Only against. That way, you either get money or you can feel like you paid for the win.