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Adam_Jacobi

@itstobs @amandarykoff The object isn't to kill me too. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to itstobs
If you spray Febreze at flies it does nothing. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
BrianPickett @Adam_Jacobi "The Sixers-Celtics are going to a game 7 and We have apologized to the citizens and the government of Brazil for this incident about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Adam_Jacobi Retweeted by Adam_Jacobi and 1 other
@libbycrews Do people in Georgia just hibernate in iceboxes for the summer? Because I would. I totally would. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to libbycrews
@BrianPickett More official statements should end with "We have apologized to the citizens and the government of Brazil for this incident." about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BrianPickett
@SenatorGiggity something something "going down" joke. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SenatorGiggity
But now it's still 79 out at 1 in the damn morning and I just want to spoon a glacier all night. I'll even be little spoon. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
Romanticizing warm summers with the windows open in an old beautiful building with no A/C is really easy when you still actually have A/C. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@stefanielaine I'm quite the bore. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to stefanielaine
@CardboardGerald @jon_bois And the crowd's just livid, and Marv Albert intones somberly, "Not the former President's finest moment..." about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to CardboardGerald
@jon_bois @CardboardGerald I would want Obama to rip off the suit and go in and start playing, but just be horrible because he's like 55 about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
CardboardGerald !!! RT @reddit: So its 2019 in my NBA2K12 basketball franchise and there is a very interesting new coach in the league redd.it/u3kbg about 5 hours ago via SocialScope Retweeted by Adam_Jacobi and 16 others
HPbasketball /Pacers crawl towards Heat. /LeBron casually walks over /waits till they're in the doorway /SLAM /SLAM /SLAM /SLAM about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Adam_Jacobi and 26 others
@WisconsinRob Leave Mama out of this! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WisconsinRob
@croquet037 What'd you think? about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to croquet037
@sweetbob Bet you he stole it from me. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to sweetbob
You adorable naïf. RT @ParadigmShift35: Well, you can bet on your team if you know you are gonna win. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
.@bigpumpkin4real I should also point out that I don't gamble. I just like telling other people how to. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
Now you're getting it! RT @NDEddieMac: @Adam_Jacobi Hedging happiness is a beautiful thing about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
Never, ever bet for the outcome you want in sports. Only against. That way, you either get money or you can feel like you paid for the win. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

Name Adam Jacobi
Location Chicago, IL
Web http://bleacherre...
Bio BleacherReport.com Big Ten lead CFB writer. Striving for equality and perfect cromulence. I hope I entertain you.