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adam8or

  1. @jessaza_ lol Im always happy to know you enjoy my tweets >:)
  2. On a day like this, I always remember something my grandfather used to say; "..." (I never met my grandfather. He's dead.)
  3. All chubby Cuban women talk the same.
  4. @michellepiv lol yes!!!
  5. "ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!" -Everyone in Miami right now.
  6. I don't really like hair parted down the middle. They have to be REALLY hot or a woman for me to like it.
  7. I say we all get together one day and bite strangers faces off. We'll all die, but we'll fucking make history.
  8. "Yeah this picture is nice and all, but wouldn't it look better if it had the quality of a shitty 70s camera?" -Instagram
  9. "You should start reading Adam, I always read right before going to bed." "...Adam is always drunk before he goes to bed."
  10. I recorded on my phone a dog jumping in the canal chasing an iguana and it didn't save and I've never been more upset in my life.
  11. "I'm weird" -Normal people.
  12. @jessaza_ LOL "I love your shit!"
  13. My bike seat always reassures my heterosexuality.
  14. My phone just auto-corrected "really" into "orally." It knows me too well.
  15. "I can't go on a vacation with just you cus i'll try to fuck you"
  16. Hey light-skinned black guys, stop it!
  17. @jessaza_ LOLLL!
  18. "I dream small, I'm very modest" -no one
  19. Seriously, if your food is really that good then why the fuck are you taking pictures of it and not eating it? #females #Ishouldbegay