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"acid erosion affects those with healthy diets...you don't *have* to stop eating healthily". Well, no... of course not. (prod: toothpaste)
2:06 PM May 24th, 2011
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"...unbeatable on stains like blood and mud". Because the serial killer market, if a little niche, is also incredibly loyal (prod: non-bio)
2:50 PM May 23rd, 2011
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Humans with an XX chromosome can become divine, omnipotent, omnipresent beings. They need only shave the hair off their legs [prod: razors]
5:13 AM May 18th, 2011
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If a dog stuck it's head between my legs and gruffed "get it down you boy" I'd probably wig out and try to thumb his sockets [prod: cereal]
1:35 PM Apr 14th, 2011
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ABC1's and "bubbles" must co-exist, but bubbles seem to be taking a lot of fucking liberties. Guys: carbonate, not carbon-hate [prod: beer]
9:43 AM Apr 10th, 2011
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Cartoon lady pulls a mic-stand out of her, uh, lady-bits. Once seen cannot be unseen. Sings big Queen number. [prod: price comparsion]
2:10 AM Apr 4th, 2011
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Excited shrieking choco-spheroid spuffs its fondent load over bank of TV screens. What do you call that? Eggjaculate? [product: chocolate]
2:04 AM Apr 4th, 2011
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You gotta give the people what they want. Like pantyliners for their "pulling pants". Some people are just nasty. [product: sanitary pads]
1:34 PM Oct 12th, 2010
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Our cakes are "chosen by you". We both know we don't literally mean 'you', but you're all basically interchangable, right?[prod:supermarket]
2:24 PM Oct 11th, 2010
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if you leave a room, objects come to life. Including that brass Buddha. A theological quandary for the Toy Story generation (prod:furniture)
7:03 AM Aug 29th, 2010
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Just for the record, I'm not even going to do the GoCompare adverts.
3:00 AM Aug 24th, 2010
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Here is our founder - a friendly, stop-motion nutritionist. Ignore what you've heard about carbolic acid and sex organs (product: cereal)
2:35 AM Jul 29th, 2010
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Incredibly, 12 years on, Massive Attack's Angel is still considered "intense and moody" in the advertising industry (product: cologne).
3:09 PM Jul 12th, 2010
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Man in alien costume says "sci-fi" in his very best robot voice for a not-at-all-like-orange-wednesday film-centric campaign(product: phone)
5:20 AM Jun 30th, 2010
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Mustachioed CG fireman hoses white foam into a woman's throat. Woman relieved. "What a feeling" plays (product: heart-burn medicine)
3:50 AM Jun 22nd, 2010
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Real-life actor Benicio Del Toro stars alongside a Jolie-a-like in fake trailer for a Mr. & Mrs. Smith clone. Meta-fail (product: choc-ice)
4:53 AM Apr 25th, 2010
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The angel of cheap credit is made manifest as Bonnie Tylor, singing a 'version' of Total Eclipse above TK Maxx; Anytown,UK.(product: card)
2:04 AM Apr 21st, 2010
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Paul Daniels gleefully hammers final nail into his career-coffin. Conspicuously, escapsim is not his forté (product: mobile purchaser)
8:37 AM Mar 27th, 2010
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Omid Djalili, disappointingly, has a go at irritating-comparison-site-mascot with "Iranian Haggler" shtick (product: price comparison site)
8:23 AM Mar 27th, 2010
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*Chortle* Men are dicks! (product: alco-pop)
6:52 AM Mar 14th, 2010
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- Bio 30 second narratives in 140 characters. And - in case it wasn't obvious - a reminder of what was supposed to be for sale.
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