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@tonygillespie7 Until the 1st of July my good sir, why do you ask? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to tonygillespie7
@NotDavyCrockett That would make more sense than not...Stupid duck. GET OFF THE LINE. YOU ARE NOT A TRAIN. You don't even have wheels. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to NotDavyCrockett
Train has stopped about a foot from the platform. Just sitting here. The duck? about 14 hours ago via HTC Peep
See the folk who sit next to me on trains, why are they always massive and why do they always have a chippy? Geez breathing space. about 15 hours ago via HTC Peep
Pelting for your last train and pushing drunk women out of the way screaming "THATS MY SEAT!" Typical last train. about 15 hours ago via HTC Peep
"Oi! Indiana Jones! Where'd you get your bag?! The lost ark?" Indiana Jones is awesome. What a shite insult. about 20 hours ago via HTC Peep
@strongmisgiving what a massive pain in the tits. about 20 hours ago via HTC Peep in reply to strongmisgiving
Every train from Stirling is delayed or cancelled. Anyone know what's going on? about 20 hours ago via HTC Peep
@SuperLoz I know. It doesn't even require any real effort but mostly o just don't care. 4:54 AM May 31st via HTC Peep in reply to SuperLoz
All of my apps have updates to download and I'm like....meh. 4:00 AM May 31st via HTC Peep
Hoping @Spotify update their mobile app soon. Not that there's anything wrong with it, I just don't care about any other app. 4:00 AM May 31st via HTC Peep
RT @aimelove Scarlett Johansson makes me question my sexuality. 3:53 AM May 31st via HTC Peep in reply to aimelove
@aimelove that makes two of us. 3:53 AM May 31st via HTC Peep in reply to aimelove
@ruthlucie they stink, make you cry but also have layers? Each smellier then the last? Aye. 4:05 PM May 29th via HTC Peep in reply to ruthlucie
Sansa. All the high fives. You absolute legend. @GameOfThrones 4:03 PM May 29th via HTC Peep
Finally on a train, 15 minute delay, as yet no apology/explanation from staff. Also really cramped, elderly customers standing. #scotfail 7:39 AM May 27th via HTC Peep
I start work in an hour and I'm still not on a train. Seriously Scotrail, how can a train get delayed on a Sunday? 7:33 AM May 27th via HTC Peep
I left the house really early just so I could be out in the sun for a bit. Stupid plentiful neighbours. 7:27 AM May 27th via HTC Peep
@oh_nicola that kid is my new hero. Every class should have one. 2:18 AM May 26th via HTC Peep in reply to oh_nicola
Larbert. The train is now 51% louder than before. And every audible sentence ends with "eh?" The letter 'v' no longer comes in to play. 2:04 AM May 26th via HTC Peep

Name Andy Cuthbertson
Location Stirling, United Kingdom
Web http://acuthberto...
Bio 24. Historian/Waiter As exciting as a loaf of wholemeal bread. I like to drink tea and watch old movies.