acupoftea
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Just said "waste not, want not" to the staff at this cafe because I was super worried they thought these were actually my own teeth.
8:34 AM May 30th
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"UNSUBSCRIBE." "Me too." A related favorite from @ and @:
8:25 AM May 30th
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I love a good stream of inappropriate company-wide Reply Alls.
8:14 AM May 30th
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@ @ @ For the best past example of Eurovision Rock, eat your Heart out to Vanilla Ninja's Cool Vibes:
8:47 AM May 29th
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in reply to kfan
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@ @ @ I have, honest to göd, not stopped playing "Euphoria" since I heard it a few weeks ago. My Song of the Sommar.
8:27 AM May 29th
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in reply to kfan
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@ We'll be in your neck of the woods on Wednesday; will it be ankle-deep by then?
1:23 PM May 27th
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in reply to littleredwkshp
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In honor of Sweden's Eurovision win, we just recreated Loreen's lift in our living room. I'm in blue crushed velvet; we are PROFESSIONALS.
7:33 PM May 26th
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Just saw a baby squirrel out in the yard and now I can't stop talking like Joey Lauren Adams!
10:16 AM May 26th
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@ No, I really, really do. Like, a palamino booty tooch.
4:41 PM May 25th
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in reply to nicebird
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@ Pretty sure it's also accurately described without the accent.
7:55 AM May 25th
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in reply to MadAsBirds
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@ Sequins required. (Lamé an acceptable substitute.)
7:53 AM May 25th
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in reply to MadAsBirds
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What @ always fails to say when he promotes his book is how good it is. Honestly. The Patti Smith chapter is something beautiful.
7:03 AM May 25th
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in reply to pulmyears
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@ I want to see a horse booty tooch.
6:32 AM May 25th
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in reply to nicebird
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@ All the horsey-looking ladies will finally have their day in the sun! The prize is sugar cubes and a green pasture!
7:36 PM May 24th
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in reply to nicebird
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@ But they're a real bitch for trying to use the remote control. (And you don't even want to know how I typed this tweet.)
7:20 PM May 24th
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in reply to jerec
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Erm, viewing CHOICES. Though I should also probably be asking very serious questions about these viewing hooves.
7:08 PM May 24th
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Just heard the word "capture" used by a photographer on Top Model and THAT is what made me question my viewing hooves.
7:07 PM May 24th
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"*I* want to get Tyra Mail..." -@
6:35 PM May 24th
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@ @ I might know just the people to make that happen... (Can we divert the Rockford bus after Saturday's show?)
6:13 PM May 24th
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in reply to RundgrenRadio
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@ The Todd Rundgren Tour Of Napa Valley it is, then!
5:23 PM May 24th
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in reply to meganmasek
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- Name Zan McQuade
- Location Cincinnati, Ohio
- Web http://www.thatcu...
- Bio imitable; nostalgic to a fault
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