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  1. still waiting...
  2. waiting...
  3. cuddling the heating pad, the kittens are too squirmy... the heat just got turned back on and it's still snowing...
  4. was expecting molly half an hour ago... cookies and snowman time!
  5. is reviving the gumbo with spicy swordfish and sausage!
  6. made orange cookies filled with raspberry jam!
  7. is making gumbo... the house smells fabulous!
  8. agrees. Violence sucks.
  9. is roasting lamb while the snow falls... reading the news with a tyrannical despot of a kitten.
  10. "I downloaded the video of the giant squid they filmed hundreds of miles off Japan's coast." "How big is it?" "About three by five."
  11. supposes it's good that American teens are using fewer illicit drugs... if only they weren't replacing them with Mommy's vicodin...
  12. ... when tweetle-beetles fight it's called a tweetle-beetle-battle, when they battle in a puddle it's a tweetle-beetle-puddle-battle...
  13. is slowly waking up... let's have a little talk about tweetle-beetles...
  14. is waiting for Morgan to get home... I didn't say I liked working, but days off can be bo-ring...
  15. sees no way around it. Considering recent parthenogenesis... the Virgin Mary was actually a Komodo dragon.
  16. is pretty sure that Europe is going to give healthcare to robots before I get any. Fuck.
  17. made lots of cookie dough today... this is how poor people give gifts...
  18. thinks it must be the change in the weather... heading into battle in an hour, thank god the kids have to be asleep by eight...
  19. is a private detective (it says so on my door), but even I couldn't find the cat until I heard a sneeze from behind a painting...
  20. thinks Morgan should let me give him food to bring to work considering all these hungry twitters...