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acousticschwagg

  1. True story: I've seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen a million times and I still couldn't tell you anything that happens in it. about 3 hours ago via web
  2. Stuck on a double train that's also delayed. Someone smells like BO and the guys behind me are talking about My Little Pony. This is my Hell about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. There's a gay couple sitting across from me at Schnipper's with a really tiny baby and they're all so cute I want to cry. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Figures that right when my life gets hectic in the best way, I have zero energy. Time to invest in copious amounts of energy drinks. 4:27 PM Jun 1st via web
  5. Just now realized that the "Home" icon on twitter is a bird house. *hangs head in shame* 7:50 PM May 30th via web
  6. Come to the @hellogiggles birthday show at @UCBTheatreEast Thurs. at 7:30 and watch me tell a sad story at you! bit.ly/s0OjyN 12:30 PM May 30th via web
  7. Hey not-East-Coast friends! I can't imagine a UCB without @ChrisGethard so can you guys please make sure he doesn't die? #BonnarooGethard 12:24 PM May 30th via web
  8. I don't think I can trust anyone that doesn't use any form of social media. It's 2012 for Pete's sake! (Who's Pete btw? Asking for a friend) 5:15 PM May 28th via web
  9. I was going to clean my room but I took a nap instead. 9:46 PM May 26th via web
  10. Beaches be crazy. #MemorialDay 1:39 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  11. Raise your hand if you think that adding lyrics from Call Me Maybe to the end of my cover letters will help me get a job. 7:31 AM May 22nd via web
  12. My bird climbs onto my finger when I say "Step Up," but I really want to teach it to break dance when I say "Step Up 2 The Streets." 10:27 AM May 18th via web
  13. As a commuter, there is nothing more ominous looking to me than getting off of the train at Penn and staring at a sea of Rangers jerseys. 2:45 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android
  14. Kiwi is fast asleep nestled in my sister's hair. I can't handle this bird. instagr.am/p/KqM-PQmgbB/ 12:43 PM May 15th via Instagram
  15. "So since they're un-fertilized, the eggs we buy at the store are basically chicken periods?" -My youngest sister, ladies and gentlemen 6:01 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  16. My mom wants to get a new bird today. Finally! It's been way too long since I've had something take a shit directly into my bowl of cereal. 10:51 AM May 11th via web
  17. @lafergs I voted for him. 10:22 PM May 8th via web in reply to lafergs
  • Name Danielle Romeo
  • Location birthplace of funk (the smell)
  • Web http://daniellero...
  • Bio Intern at HelloGiggles, Co-Creator of Comedy Nerds United, student at UCB, sandwich aficionado, professional waste of space, girl.
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