acousticoEJ200
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I wish more people would bring back the long lost art of shutting the fuck up.
4 minutes ago
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@ It's a like a game, but with a medal chef
4 minutes ago
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in reply to SimonG_UC
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Blackberry for Sale - I'll understand if you don't want to buy it; they're shit
7 minutes ago
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@ @ Have faith. He will surely come
9 minutes ago
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in reply to skyblumatt
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No - Twitter is real RT @: You found Jesus, I found Twitter. I guess we're even.
28 minutes ago
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@ god I've missed you
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to 14JLM
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@ Little by little. Try it mixed with red sauce an a bit of paprika on prawns too. Cheap 1000 island sauce
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to melissawood_x
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@ HEY!!! The mankini hasn't been around for ages!
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to 14JLM
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@ @ Kick over a car! If you're planning that let me know, I'll come for a butchers
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to 14JLM
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@ Wow! Really? Try using it instead of mayo in egg mayo. Mmmm mmmmm
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to melissawood_x
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I'm bored by the pics of your cat doing stuff you think is cute, so why would I want to see pics of the little fucker sleeping?
about 3 hours ago
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Being an adult is the worst idea ever.
about 4 hours ago
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IKEA: the only place on the planet where you have to put your own god damn ice-cream together
about 3 hours ago
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@ No problem, thank you
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to xbeach_babex
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@ Need a syringe. You have to inject the vodka into the melon. (Be careful)
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to sapphireyes88
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Your kitchens when nobody thinks you're watching RT @: Fill in the blank: This summer, I want to visit ______.
11:54 AM May 27th
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So, have you been told so, in a "Told you so" way, so often so the 'so' lost meaning
12:58 AM May 27th
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A deliberate typo to weed out the police
11:41 PM May 26th
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Something loosely describing other's lane tweets
11:40 PM May 26th
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R2-D2 is the most offensive character in history, they bleeped out every word he ever said...
7:17 PM May 21st
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