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acousticoEJ200

  1. @SimonG_UC It's a like a game, but with a medal chef
  2. Blackberry for Sale - I'll understand if you don't want to buy it; they're shit
  3. @skyblumatt @rickygervais Have faith. He will surely come
  4. No - Twitter is real RT @FrauFickenDammt: You found Jesus, I found Twitter. I guess we're even.
  5. @14JLM god I've missed you
  6. @melissawood_x Little by little. Try it mixed with red sauce an a bit of paprika on prawns too. Cheap 1000 island sauce
  7. @14JLM HEY!!! The mankini hasn't been around for ages!
  8. @14JLM @carrie_hw Kick over a car! If you're planning that let me know, I'll come for a butchers
  9. @melissawood_x Wow! Really? Try using it instead of mayo in egg mayo. Mmmm mmmmm
  10. I'm bored by the pics of your cat doing stuff you think is cute, so why would I want to see pics of the little fucker sleeping?
  11. IKEA: the only place on the planet where you have to put your own god damn ice-cream together
  12. @xbeach_babex No problem, thank you
  13. @sapphireyes88 Need a syringe. You have to inject the vodka into the melon. (Be careful)
  14. Your kitchens when nobody thinks you're watching RT @McDonalds: Fill in the blank: This summer, I want to visit ______.
  15. So, have you been told so, in a "Told you so" way, so often so the 'so' lost meaning
  16. A deliberate typo to weed out the police
  17. Something loosely describing other's lane tweets