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I was going to buy a labrador but when I considered the number of their owners that go blind I thought it wasn't worth taking the chance9:00 AM May 2ndvia web
I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.12:43 AM Apr 30thvia web
'get meat in pants pumped' quite possibly the best ever subject line for email selling me viagra! Sound like something Brick would say!4:56 AM Apr 29thvia web
You know you've been out of Leeds too long when you have a hangover from drinking Pinot Grigio ...3:54 AM Mar 29thvia Twitter for iPhone
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified2:24 AM Mar 21stvia web
Stuart Lancaster, full time position, no question asked! I'm surrounded by Irish, not sure I'm getting out alive10:52 AM Mar 17thvia Twitter for iPhone
BioAward winning singer #songwriter & #composer playing soul, pop, funk, folk and reggae. Influenced by James Morrison, Paolo Nutini, Jason Mraz Jack Johnson etc