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  1. @triplesxpress Ichiro is a lock for the HOF.
  2. @jamiebuckner I guarantee you this shit has to do with the norman conquest and 1066. Guarantee.
  3. @SomethingCandid just to clarify, if I ever run for office I am going to need a boatload of attorneys to watch my back, so, yeah, that..;)
  4. @SomethingCandid and yes, absolutely, I'd love that, but as an attorney, so get the job done in a couple of weeks!
  5. @SomethingCandid nice Nice Marmot!
  6. Headed to Dry Ridge on a Friday night=not awesome.
  7. My mom just told me "I do my Kegels regularly". FML
  8. @youngbillymays @kingsully lovely tribute. You are all in our thoughts and will remain so as long as Billy does. In other words, always.
  9. RT @kingsully: #BillyMaysTribute tonight at 9pmEST on Discovery channel. - everyone retweet please! Let's make it #1
  10. @ctrent I don't know how you do it, but you managing to make @tcallinan (two l's) look petty is both telling and sad at the same time.
  11. @debbiesnax I'm not porn. At least I don't think I am. Maybe I am.
  12. @Dmar0311 if a guy asks for your phone number, it's highly likely he doesn't just want to be friends.
  13. @shefftastic i can't wait. i have a lot of creepy porn chicks following me too, i just try to keep my tweets interesting for them...
  14. @lizfossett I read "train travel" as "time travel" and got really excited about the Northeast...
  15. I want Al Sharpton to eulogize me; he's making MJ sound like Jesus for crying out loud.
  16. @shefftastic please don't ditch twitter, you are one of the few I have text updates on for. I enjoy reading about your antics.
  17. Brilliant rebranding by the people who bring you propane and propane accessories http://twitpic.com/9j7ms
  18. RT @BryanJRadtke Twitter drama in Cincinnati: http://www.wlwt.com/news/19...
  19. Oh man, Chef Boyardee makes canned mac and cheese? How have I not seen this before? This is the Hot Pocket of canned pasta.
  20. RT Perfect link for summer grilling ideas...@MikeBrenner the Wisconsin Cheese & Burger Society - http://www.cheeseandburger.com