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aclaritymaven

  1. That was meant as a text to @katymight so she can find me in the theater... for Margaret. Sorry. #loftcinema 7:08 PM May 24th via txt
  2. I'm sitting in the very back so you can find me. 7:05 PM May 24th via txt
  3. I'm not sure, but I think Bachelorette (opened for Magnetic Fields) is Sparkle Pony from Portlandia. If only there was a way to check... 7:57 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for Android
  4. I'm not sure if this captured anything, but this is @katymight in the brightest corner if the bar. #Californiatrip twitter.com/aclaritymaven/… 6:14 PM Mar 23rd via Twitter for Android
  5. Sitting in a stylish bar next to the Orpheum waiting for Magnetic Fields to play. By stylish I mean ridiculous. #Californiatrip 6:07 PM Mar 23rd via txt
  6. More people have asked to check out The Hunger Games today than in the past several months. Is there a movie coming out soon or something? 1:42 PM Mar 21st via web
  7. I just wanted to remind everybody to get their Iditarod brackets in before tomorrow. #mushmadness 4:32 PM Mar 2nd via txt
  8. Contagion ended at right about the same time as The Oscars. Now to rewind and watch Billy Crystal infect people with jokes! #Oscars #MOVIES 8:49 PM Feb 26th via txt
  9. I opted to skip the Oscars to continue watching movies, but the moments I have watched have left me confused. Very confused. #oscars #movies 6:10 PM Feb 26th via txt
  10. @TeamCoco I just needed a little sleep: No Speed LINmit, HMS LINafore, JEREMiah was a LIN frog. LIN of the Rings? #LinPuns #Linteriscoming 7:17 AM Feb 17th via web
  11. @TeamCoco I saw that Cake was on the show tonight. Would that by any chance be JERMLIN Chocolate Cake? #LinPuns 7:21 PM Feb 16th via web
  12. @TeamCoco wants some terrible #LinPuns. How about LINstant Offense or Call me LINshmael? LINternal BleedlLIN? Vandelay Lin-dustries?! 7:16 PM Feb 16th via web
  13. Back home after the Superbowl and watching An Idiot Abroad: Bucket List. Karl isn't "the highest flyer." 9:38 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  14. The Giants are Super Bowl Champions, again! Eli Manning can now be considered an average quarterback, when he wins a Super Bowl. #superbowl 7:12 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  15. Madonna is the first woman to perform in the Super Bowl since the controversial Sarah Ferguson performance...last year. #superbowl 5:36 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  16. @RobertJSteele That's what I've been told. I haven't watched since they killed off JD. 5:29 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to RobertJSteele
  17. I accidentally wrote that last one as a text and lost track of characters. I should have been tipped off when spellcheck used superb owl. 1:57 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  18. The Lable Maker episode of Seinfeld works great to pass time waiting for the Super Bowl to start and to get your girlfriend caught up on ... 1:49 PM Feb 5th via txt
  19. The Fray are performing some type of pre-pre-pre-Super Bowl song. I thought they broke up after Scrubs was canceled. #superbowl 12:11 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for Android
  20. @cegoodman2 Greetings from the future! Happy New Year to you too, wherever and whenever you may be. #2012 11:30 PM Dec 31st, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to cegoodman2
  • Name Marty Valencia
  • Location Tucson
  • Web http://goodhumore...
  • Bio I am a writer and student that works in a library, I'm very short and funny. I like movies.
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