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Survival Lessons II nblo.gs/y0c6r 2:17 AM May 24th via NetworkedBlogs
Apple of my i nblo.gs/wbMHd 4:47 AM Apr 9th via NetworkedBlogs
A trip to Kerala nblo.gs/wboeN 11:09 PM Apr 8th via NetworkedBlogs
Funny Cricket incident nblo.gs/vR9nl 10:20 AM Mar 31st via NetworkedBlogs
Some insights into the game of Cricket nblo.gs/tzS7S 1:09 AM Feb 5th via NetworkedBlogs
The Stress Test- By BBC nblo.gs/tti9m 4:52 AM Feb 2nd via NetworkedBlogs
@realpreityzinta Wish you a very Happy Birthday! 4:07 AM Jan 31st via web in reply to realpreityzinta
GrayWoof "Daddy, I don't want to argue today." - my 3yo at 5am 6:53 AM Dec 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by achyutktelang
funnyoneliners If there was an award for laziness... I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me. RT @MensHumor 5:06 AM Dec 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by achyutktelang and 503 others
funnyoneliners If a telemarketer calls you, give the phone to your 3 yr old and tell them it's Santa Claus. RT @newfylover1 5:49 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by achyutktelang and 621 others
Mumbai Flash Mob nblo.gs/r1jPJ 1:28 AM Dec 4th, 2011 via NetworkedBlogs
youtube.com/watch?v=Iyt16e… 200 ordinary Mumbaikars come together 1 busy Sunday evening for the pure joy of dancing at the historic CST station. 10:42 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web
funnyoneliners My middle name is Danger. And my first name is Avoid and my last name is At All Costs. RT @awryone 5:58 AM Dec 1st, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by achyutktelang and 321 others
sween Asked my wife if she thought my moustache was sexy, but then she remembered a joke she heard earlier and was laughing too hard to answer. 3:59 AM Nov 30th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by achyutktelang and 70 others
WolstonL If Sunny Leone marries Abhay Deol.. She'd become Sunny Deol... lol! 7:05 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web Retweeted by achyutktelang and 295 others
DailyGroaner Q: Why is money called dough? A: Because we all knead it. #jokes #humor #funny 8:40 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web Retweeted by achyutktelang
DailyGroaner Patient: Should I have a baby after 35? Doctor: No, 35 children is enough. #jokes #humor #funny 8:46 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web Retweeted by achyutktelang
AmberTozer Life is easy when people are sleeping then it gets difficult and confusing when they wake up - just wanted to give you a heads up. 11:49 AM Nov 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Android Retweeted by achyutktelang and 4 others
meganamram Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff. 5:22 PM Nov 25th, 2011 via web Retweeted by achyutktelang and 455 others
GiggleFlower Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year. 4:28 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via GiggleLand Retweeted by achyutktelang and 2 others

Name Achyut Telang
Location India
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