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Todd did a bunch of smack and felt great about it. He popped a basketball with an awl and felt like a genius.
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Roast Beef is asleep in Ray's living room, and has cotton mouth. His neck is uncomfortable.
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Téodor bought some sausages with cheese inside of them. It is Pecorino, so he does not feel trashy, like he would with Frankenfurters.
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Chris is blissed to the tits to announce Achewood's new Free Shipping deal. See details on the website. Should help with the bad economy.
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Philippe put a rock on his chest and cracked open a clam. Is it...puberty?
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Roast Beef looked out the window and saw a man fleeing the scene of a crime. The crime was in Texas; he had been fleeing for 1,500 miles.
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Téodor, in a pissy mood, just bought way more than the three tablespoons of tequila his fresh chorizo recipe called for.
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Lyle swore up and down that he had just seen a couple "goin' for broke" in the back seat of a heavily fogged '87 Toyota Celica.
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Téodor's geography challenge: can you locate Armenia on a map in under ten seconds? He can't.
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Todd heard Clarence Carter's "Strokin'" and laughed so hard that he had to calm down with a shell casing full of Ancient Shenanigan.
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As a good deed, Philippe called ten random people in the phone book and told them never to smoke pot.
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Chris Onstad does not wear makeup. Life hasn't given him any funny ideas about who he is.
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Cornelius wrapped great pink ribbons of prosciutto around crusts of sourdough and said "pfah pah" to the world.
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Chris went to the mountains for his birthday and whiled away the hours keeping his dog from jumping into an irrigation flume.
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It is so hot that Téodor almost wrote a poem about the way the heat rises off the dry ground and perfumes the air with dust.
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Ray ordered pizza delivery but then forgot about it and went golfing, so later he tracked down the delivery guy and bought him a stereo.
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Chris has just discovered that Mandy Patinkin, Frank Sinatra, and Tom Snyder comprise the entire Celebrity Train Layouts DVD library.
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