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  1. Achewood's live daily feed is now here: http://s.assetbar.com/store... - nearly 600 multimedia Achewood bits you haven't seen!4:11 PM May 14th from web
  2. Sexy singles sleep alone, a cab honks at litter that might be animals. Two dogs eat face-down into a discarded bag of Taco Bell. SF, CA.1:01 AM Feb 17th from web
  3. I have only ever seen one dead person, and it was not a surprise.4:06 PM Feb 7th from mobile web
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  5. Friendly reminder: Achewood's live daily feed is now hosted here: http://s.assetbar.com/store... - thank you!8:01 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from web
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  8. Todd did a bunch of smack and felt great about it. He popped a basketball with an awl and felt like a genius.4:31 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from web
  9. Roast Beef is asleep in Ray's living room, and has cotton mouth. His neck is uncomfortable.10:01 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from web
  10. Téodor bought some sausages with cheese inside of them. It is Pecorino, so he does not feel trashy, like he would with Frankenfurters.12:29 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from web
  11. Chris is blissed to the tits to announce Achewood's new Free Shipping deal. See details on the website. Should help with the bad economy.9:07 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
  12. Philippe put a rock on his chest and cracked open a clam. Is it...puberty?8:26 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
  13. Roast Beef looked out the window and saw a man fleeing the scene of a crime. The crime was in Texas; he had been fleeing for 1,500 miles.4:36 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
  14. Téodor, in a pissy mood, just bought way more than the three tablespoons of tequila his fresh chorizo recipe called for.9:22 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from web
  15. Lyle swore up and down that he had just seen a couple "goin' for broke" in the back seat of a heavily fogged '87 Toyota Celica.11:09 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
  16. Téodor's geography challenge: can you locate Armenia on a map in under ten seconds? He can't.5:19 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from web
  17. Todd heard Clarence Carter's "Strokin'" and laughed so hard that he had to calm down with a shell casing full of Ancient Shenanigan.7:54 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web
  18. As a good deed, Philippe called ten random people in the phone book and told them never to smoke pot.1:02 PM Jun 20th, 2008 from web
  19. Chris Onstad does not wear makeup. Life hasn't given him any funny ideas about who he is.4:32 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from web
  20. Cornelius wrapped great pink ribbons of prosciutto around crusts of sourdough and said "pfah pah" to the world.8:23 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
  • Name achewood
  • Location San Francisco Bay Area, CA
  • Web http://www.achewo...
  • Bio Extroverted maniac with shit on his mind
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