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Was that Ben Affleck in Curb Your Enthusiasm for literally two seconds this week?about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Remember, remember... what day is it again?9:48 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
Watched #V on DVR. Better than #flashforward. Twitter searched IT'S A COOKBOOK after.5:01 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
http://twitpic.com/o6se8 - This close to the stage for Gervais.4:41 PM Nov 3rd from TwitPic
Will be seeing Ricky Gervais in about 3 1/2 hours.1:23 PM Nov 3rd from TwitterBerry
This is pretty hilarious. http://bit.ly/1KX5JC7:50 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
IT'S THE END TIMES!!! YOUTUBE IS DOWN!!!10:15 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
YOUTUBE IS DOWN! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!10:06 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
Watching NYC marathon. All these people running and I notice that they're passing my favorite burrito place in Queens. Inspiration fail.7:32 AM Nov 1st from TwitterBerry
Why did people stop crumping?5:23 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
Got no trick or treaters. Not a one.3:44 PM Oct 31st from TwitterBerry
@Adam_Robbins Is that an overwrought fart joke? If so, well done. If not...1:59 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Adam_Robbins
@teresajusino http://bit.ly/1eYbQQ12:58 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to teresajusino
@MikeCosta79 What song? I heard something by them last time I was in Old Navy. Can't remember what. Might have been Sarah!12:55 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to MikeCosta79
My previous RT was, in my estimation, the best nerd burn ever!12:50 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
RT @DrewMik: My company uses Google Wave for all internal project management while yours sniffs a giant black obelisk. http://pic.gd/65dd212:50 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
@jmerriman Can you write that in Nell-speak, please?9:43 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to jmerriman
Because no one else has blipped this today! ♫ http://blip.fm/~fmd6q6:35 AM Oct 30th from Blip.fm
Coffee is ready finally.6:24 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
@joelmchale Morning shows were so ridiculous, you NEED to do tonight's Soup LIVE! Humping Ewoks on Today and Wendy Williams as Rupaul!6:23 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck

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Name Alex
Location Queens, NY
Web http://weaselsort...
Bio My honor roll student beat up a Jewish carpenter's other car.

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