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  1. yup, it looks like he jerked to the left pretty hard, hit the hydrant almost perpendicular, then jerked back to the right, hitting the tree
  2. would you turn to the right to look around behind you? possibly causing you to veer left enough to hit hydrant and tree? #tigerwoods
  3. if somebody had just busted out your rear window, w say, a golf club, wouldnt you turn around to look? (con't) #tigerwoods
  4. looking at tiger's SUV on TMZ...drivers side door looks fine...major impact on front right..y did she have to break out rear window again?
  5. OMG LOOK AT THESE CANDY PHONES...ultra cool and neat...i almost want one http://bit.ly/58h3pP yay for pink phones! via @JanetRudolph
  6. ppl who only tweet quotes are annoying
  7. @therealsnark that was me wanting to not swear a lot...jimi is at home, i am back in my slave cage...
  8. hjubrdcuionrvregmnrbnsandveriusadmcwoeijfreivnreviurvmslka;mdfwpeo
  9. goodnight all...my bed is warm and ready...
  10. i listen to the sweet things he says to her...and i just wish...
  11. @dumbwhore thinkin about you...miss you...hope you had a good thanksgiving...
  12. please excuse me while i have a hissy fit...i need a cookie...brb
  13. WHY DOES MY INTERNET HAVE TO "BLINK?" ITS DRIVING ME MAD! NO GD NETWORK CABLE IS UNPLUGGED AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
  14. lol tiger's wife is now a meme...i wont retweet the more racial ones, wow....
  15. LMAO RT @Ragealmighty Dear #TigerWoodsWife , Thank you. They all came home tonight. Sincerely, Wives Of NBA Players Association
  16. RT @NutzGearClothes #TigerWoodsWife to star a Rambo in the remake. (sic)
  17. lol RT @ThatLAGuy #tigerwoodswife is croching tiger hidden dragon... ("croching" makes it funnier)
  18. popping a handfull of vitamins and then i get to leave my slave cage for a whole 15 hours...lucky me =)
  19. kissing shane dawsons ass = fail
  20. yeah can i plz borrow somebodies junk from their trunk for my bony sore bum bum?