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ACenterForAnts

  1. I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! about 4 hours ago via 18data custom
  2. I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it! about 18 hours ago via 18data custom
  3. I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is 11:21 PM May 27th via 18data custom
  4. Mugatu's a dick! 9:21 AM May 27th via 18data custom
  5. You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother. 11:21 PM May 26th via 18data custom
  6. Now, what's a while? Like, eight days? 9:21 AM May 26th via 18data custom
  7. How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? 11:21 PM May 25th via 18data custom
  8. I'm done,Jaco. I got a prostate the size of a honeydew...and a head full of bad memories. 9:21 AM May 25th via 18data custom
  9. Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth 11:21 PM May 24th via 18data custom
  10. I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into. 9:21 AM May 24th via 18data custom
  11. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. 11:21 PM May 23rd via 18data custom
  12. You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. 9:21 AM May 23rd via 18data custom
  13. Seriously. Do you service yourself ten times a day? 9:21 AM May 22nd via 18data custom
  14. Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. 11:21 PM May 21st via 18data custom
  15. I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! 9:21 AM May 21st via 18data custom
  16. You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't. 11:21 PM May 20th via 18data custom
  17. The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? 9:21 AM May 20th via 18data custom
  18. A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum. 11:21 PM May 19th via 18data custom
  19. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. 9:21 AM May 19th via 18data custom
  20. I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! 11:21 PM May 18th via 18data custom
  • Name Derek Zoolander
  • Location Hollywood, FL
  • Web http://bit.ly/nei...
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