acenright
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ive seen grossly long nails "for guitar", and a pinky for coke, but a thumb specifically for subway scratch-off seshes is new heights of low
2:51 PM Oct 23rd
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@ because blue is thus far unachievable. it is a very rare hue in nature.
3:56 PM Oct 21st
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a week of plate tectonics
3:50 PM Oct 21st
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@ midi didnt take a liking to Rs (continued) abuse. swung, got stuck, and started a whirlwind of fur and baby
1:33 PM Oct 19th
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in between, @ finally let her have it. snagged her sleeve and pulled her face-first to the floor
1:13 PM Oct 19th
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now shes imitating breaks with xylophone mallets on the lamp and floor
1:13 PM Oct 19th
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subway performers serenaded her, with Apache
1:12 PM Oct 19th
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the place was bombed; a hall of fame more thorough than the cells. people kept thinking I was a lawyer; it was the suit and laptop.
11:26 AM Oct 16th
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@ it was a day of deep breaths. all went well, thanks for the downers; good-lookin'-out
11:24 AM Oct 16th
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@ ^5
2:15 PM Oct 15th
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my own private oktoberfest:
2:11 PM Oct 14th
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@ taste, is what separates the computer nerds from the computer geniuses
1:12 PM Oct 14th
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@ shit. i moved to west by god to be healthier.
5:59 PM Oct 13th
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@ let's hope that if she's into ladies, she has better taste than comic book ladies with flame-shaped hair and equilateral bush
5:33 PM Oct 13th
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@ id consult higher authorities: my sister and/or Dr. Lord
5:31 PM Oct 13th
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@ if one aint a pill.
5:13 PM Oct 13th
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@ a la Sweet Home Alabama?
5:12 PM Oct 13th
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@ home. not H, nor I, nor Jase.
5:02 PM Oct 13th
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theory 1: easter egg by HP engineers. said porn was sandwiched between printer test output
3:22 PM Oct 13th
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still perplexed by the discovery of mysterious ASCII porn in our printer this morning. recon TK
3:17 PM Oct 13th
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