Acehossfly
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Keep up the good fight, Mr. Hitchens.
5:39 PM Dec 14th, 2011
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The Crimson Tide defense, ooh-lah-lah! It's like...you WANT to see them on the field!
5:30 PM Sep 24th, 2011
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So next week the economy may REALLY go down the toilet (as if it hasn't already). It'll be just another day in paradise, I reckon.
4:52 PM Jul 28th, 2011
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Just got my wife's iPhone going again! HOO-RAY!!! On another note, technology is running rampant. Playing catch up is a bitch.
10:34 PM Jul 9th, 2011
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Although Marv did way worse stuff than @. As far as we know now.
4:34 PM Jun 8th, 2011
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I have two words for @ : Marv Albert. He survived. It will take time, however. In the meantime: resign. Then reinvent yourself.
3:35 PM Jun 8th, 2011
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You're blessed if you work with folks you like hanging around with. I'm not blessed that way, unfortunately, and it's torture, pure torture.
1:46 AM Dec 20th, 2010
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Just remember: the Dos Equis Man is just a journeyman actor playing a part in a commercial. He is not the most interesting man in the world.
6:00 PM Sep 22nd, 2010
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But seriously, Ben Stein is definitely someone that anyone would love to have a conversation with. For a minute - tops. Then never again.
10:34 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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Ben Stein loves to hide behind the word "generally." Strange, because he "generally" loves to lick dog do-do from his higher-ups' shoes.
10:22 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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The poor woman was tired - looking for work all day, 60 years old. She was nearly asleep when Ben Stein snuck in the room and said, "Ugh!"
10:14 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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Ben Stein has quite a set of teeth! Albeit, his previous three pairs, not including his originals, were ground to nubs during hate dreams.
10:05 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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One last thing about Ben Stein: He hoarded Drakkar Noir during the 80's, thinking it would hide his stink and make him money. Well ...
9:59 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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I meant to say, "He's GREEN!" Anyway, Ben Stein - yet another reason to hate "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
9:46 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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Ben Stein is a frugal man. He saves his bath water for a year, although he bathes once a week, whether he wants to or not. So he's a GREEN.
9:41 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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If you are at a funeral and you hear someone say, "If they were not idiots, they could have had a better casket," that's a "Ben Stein."
9:33 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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@ I'm for Dawson going into MLB's HOF as an Expo, albeit semi-strong armed by MLB. Oh, and Ben Stein sucks really bad, right?
9:22 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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in reply to KeithOlbermann
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This relates to the previous post: Hey! Ben Stein? You should be proud that you are the driest, most monotone turd-ball of ALL TIMES!!!
8:50 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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Oh, I start a new job on Monday. I'm gonna be a forklift driver. I don't know how to drive a forklift, but "sink or swim," you know?
8:47 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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I feel that there is an uncanny resemblance between Basil Rathbone of Sherlock Holmes fame and The Who's Pete Townshend. I MUST be nuts, eh?
4:19 PM Jul 24th, 2010
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- Name Mitch O'Brien
- Location Lake View, Alabama
- Web http://www.acehos...
- Bio I'm a bad singer of songs who butchers lyrics horribly, but I continue to sing anyway, and I can't get this shitty grin off my face.
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