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  1. I still remember the first Scooby-Doo episode I ever saw- set at the Dilly Dally Dolly Factory. about 17 hours ago from txt
  2. Have fun, @crawfordcomeaux and all those attending #Net2LFT, or whatevee it's called, tonight! about 17 hours ago from txt
  3. Maybe I'll stop sleeping on other peoples' couches when I get that bedframe off HELLena. 5:56 AM Dec 8th from txt
  4. See, if you're playing with asphyxiation, safe words are no good. Everybody knows safe *motions* are necessary. @JournoFist 9:03 PM Dec 7th from web
  5. @bumblebeef I cannot make sense of that. 8:55 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to bumblebeef
  6. Sad face. 6:14 PM Dec 7th from txt
  7. Mornings, too. See? FAIL. 9:09 AM Dec 7th from txt
  8. fails at ornings. Again. 9:09 AM Dec 7th from txt
  9. I will never accomplish anything if I keep trying to read the whole internet. 12:11 AM Dec 7th from txt
  10. God, Totino's pizza... NOMNOMNOM. It's been too long since I lobstered a cheap pizza. @reedbraden 9:46 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. @JournoFist JEALOUS. 9:42 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to JournoFist
  12. At least the Saints won, which means I'll be able to justify drinking myself into oblivion. 2:25 PM Dec 6th from txt
  13. Well that was a miserable rush. Put me in F or D mode pretty quickly. 2:22 PM Dec 6th from txt
  14. I like that I'm expading the circle of friends whose couches I wake up on. But maybe I shouldn't drink so much... 8:25 AM Dec 6th from txt
  15. Being a shift at this store would be super easy. Kind of tempting... 5:28 PM Dec 5th from txt
  16. If @katsterisk's husband didn't hate me before...well, he certainly isn't happy with me after last night. Whoops. 10:36 AM Dec 5th from txt
  17. will slaughter Tony Bananarama. Slaughter him and feed his entrails to the crows. 9:59 PM Dec 4th from txt
  18. 'It's like we're meta-high.' 7:51 PM Dec 4th from txt
  19. Uff. Dammit, Curious Goods, I had my hopes up since I got off early! 6:16 PM Dec 4th from txt
  20. Blackout party at work? Yes please! 4:12 PM Dec 4th from txt