accordingtoxen
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For every con artist, there exists at least two fools; one who is greedier than he is and one who is lazier than he is.
12:44 AM Nov 18th
from web
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There always seems to be an overabundance of untalented people giving advice to the talented.
2:41 PM Nov 8th
from web
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Contrary to religious teaching, a man who believes in reason is far less dangerous than a man who prefers not to reason at all.
12:45 PM Nov 8th
from web
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The world needs more assholes. This way, there'd be fewer of us full of sh!t.
12:56 PM Nov 6th
from Seesmic
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A wise man isn't necessarily a good man. Wisdom and goodness are mutually exclusive.
4:34 AM Nov 6th
from Seesmic
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CORRECTION: No weapon formed against you shall prosper - not without a trigger man - signed, God.
10:05 AM Nov 5th
from web
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Women only want the truth when lies won't suffice.
4:09 PM Nov 4th
from web
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Most women only live for the wedding, but not for the marriage that follows.
11:57 AM Nov 1st
from web
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In many black communities, it is easier for a black man to change the colour of his skin than the colour of his mind.
12:41 PM Oct 29th
from web
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Time management is the art of prioritorizing your interests, not your time.
11:11 AM Oct 29th
from web
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Despite the fact that knowledge dispels all fear, there is a certain type of ignorance that fears knowledge more than fear itself.
6:44 AM Oct 13th
from web
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While we are young, lust is indistinguishable from love.
11:59 AM Oct 7th
from web
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You should never use logic when arguing with a woman. That's the same as trying to win a sky diving race by cutting your parachute.
1:18 PM Oct 4th
from web
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It's not love that keeps relationships together. It's tolerance.
12:44 PM Oct 4th
from web
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If you tell the same lie long enough, the next generation will eventually accept it.
10:43 AM Oct 4th
from web
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Jesus never fails because imaginary friends only have imaginary powers.
9:05 PM Oct 1st
from web
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just voted "District 9" on "Best 2009 Film? (Not for Retards)" vote too ➔
1:05 PM Oct 1st
from POLLpigeon
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When in search of the truth, people tend to find whatever it is they're looking for, whether it's real or not.
7:09 PM Sep 28th
from web
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When in a loving relationship one needs a really strong bullshit filter.
11:45 AM Sep 28th
from web
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Allah seriously needs a new public relations representative.
5:43 AM Sep 27th
from web
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- Name Xenocrates
- Location Miami, Floria
- Web http://xenlogic.w...
- Bio I am an enigmatic proliferation of lateral cognition expressed in candid aphorisms and tumultous exegeses.
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