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accordingtomio

  1. Visited family. Now I'm tired. And my shoulder is, for some reason, sore. Probably from the rain.
  2. I was having a good hair day, that was, until I went outside. Ohhhh humidity.
  3. Our neighbour is mowing his boulevard, our neighbours boulevard and our boulevard. I have the best neighbours ever!
  4. Pulled roast beed sammies didn't pull so it's sliced roast beef sammies warmed in bbq sauce. Yum.
  5. Hey @BigBang_CBS! Just a thought... Vicki Lawrence should play Sheldon's Memaw!
  6. I was in the other room when you were clicking her brains out.
  7. Seriously. You made a Twitter account for your dog?! You need a job.
  8. In the words of @britneyspears, "I f***ing hate waitin'."
  9. @ChefUofW be polite! I know where that is!
  10. Seriously looking forward to @shiftlessLL's birthday celebrations. I'm not eating for two days prior.
  11. Am I the only one who reads the Saturday paper on Sunday?
  12. @kylaroma @rosebeergoggles Whoo! A tasty road trip. I think I will have to purchase a Molskine just for this!
  13. @TypeACubed My dad did as well, it was indeed cold. But it's on now and I'm experiencing hot flashes at 29! Haha.
  14. @kylaroma @RoseBeerGoggles Can I come along for research? I'll be your recorder.
  15. My dad is turning the heat on. It's 12C! What the hell.
  16. Watching Housewives for the next three hours. twitpic.com/9poqat
  17. Holy smokes. I had a burst of energy and I cleaned the damn kitchen. Even scrubbed the sink! I can't stand a dirty sink.
  18. @lbuhler There is no peace!
  19. @cityofwinnipeg I will be reusing my blue boxes for container gardening. That's an idea so less end up in the landfill. Spread the word!