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  1. Ooooh! Dead fly in my bra. Bonus! 6:38 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  2. Observation leads me to believe that a baby sucking it's thumb after nursing is disturbingly similar to an adult's post-coital cigarette. 12:49 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  3. Reached Nanowrimo 20K today. Can we call it Nanowrimos? 4:19 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  4. Despite my tendency to immediately over-criticize everything, I'm discovering the music of Pearl and the Beard and so far it's...good! 8:47 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  5. You know what the only good thing is about a grease fire? Tweeting about it. Unless SOMEONE beats you to it. 3:44 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  6. Wisdom just learned: do NOT take fish oil capsules and then drink coffee all on an empty tummy unless you want sudden violent nausea. 9:21 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  7. I've got one fist of iron, The other of steel, But if exhaustion don't getcha, Postpartum alopecia will. 9:02 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. Reached Nanowrimo 10,000! A little behind schedule, but that's okay. I like my characters and my story is fun. So far. :) 2:06 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  9. Our cats like it when I feed the birds, too. 7:03 PM Nov 1st from txt
  10. Hungry? Please join me in my traditional post-Halloween breakfast: all of the Almond Joys I can dig out of the left over candy. 8:33 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  11. I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in & it stops my mind from wandering. Stupid leaky roof. Stupid wandering mind. 6:35 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  12. Hubby-made rooibos with honey is the BEST treatment for feeling crappy EVER. 10:35 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  13. Just wiped peanut butter through my hair. Any body got some gum? I discover there is no commutative property of gum and peanut butter. 11:47 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  14. New weeks are for new ideas, fresh plans, and pristine projects! And here are your unfinished tasks from last week. Sorry. 10:49 AM Sep 28th from web
  15. My ginger carrot dressing does NOT look like Elmo puke, @dwineman. Well, maybe a little. 6:13 PM Sep 27th from Tweetie
  16. @damselesque I WANT YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT. Except tomorrow. I enjoyed my evening with Joe Pesci. 9:56 PM Sep 26th from Tweetie in reply to damselesque
  17. As I lie in pre-sleep fog I hear the grunts, squeeks, and goofy music of hubby playing Dark Castle. I will have strange dreams tonight. 11:10 PM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  18. Just woke up from a long night with baby and already I'm getting grammar lessons! Annoying? 9:32 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  19. The baby is asleep in her crib but instead of sleeping, I am writing emails and tweeting. When will I learn?!?! 12:22 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  20. I'm pretty sure I have dog poop on my knee. I'm not quite sure how it got there. Hello, Monday. 11:09 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie