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  1. Utterly, utterly defeated by this day. I'm eating chocolate with bacon. That is how bad my day was: bacon chocolate bad.
  2. Is the universe jerking everyone else around this week, or has it taken a particular liking to *my* ass?
  3. Oh, BUMMER. Just, off-the-cuff, asked my fab intern why she didn't apply to work for me. She's all, "I did," but we didn't get the email. :(
  4. @sunluff I'm just excited for a whole new 'verse from Jasper!
  5. If your trainers aren't required to have training experience, I'm fairly certain I don't want to work for you. Yowzah.
  6. @amberlrhea Heheheheheheh. My amusement at falling + Goatish absurdities = Happy
  7. Oooooooooo. Totally new Jasper Fforde series. Excited! http://is.gd/4RZv5
  8. Trying to hire someone to do my job is leaving me without time to do my job. Ironic or just annoying?
  9. Oo! Oo! Fandom wank on LiveJournal. *pops popcorn and settles in for the show*
  10. Bill Clinton to address Senate Dems on healthcare? Wow. This White House has no ego AND plays a little dirty (yet totally fair). I love it.
  11. @mnestic Thought of another criteria for housing - proximity to a piano. Currently means Hamline, tho I am open to elsewhere, given access.
  12. @amberlrhea :D Oh, Javier. I wonder if he made goal that night. ;-)
  13. Creeped out that my Pandora stations show up when you Google my name. :(
  14. @sunluff I challenge you to a pack-off! I did 3 weeks and 3 seasons in 1 backpack. :-)
  15. Nothing like understating your qualifications. No, really. I want this job that's two levels beneath my current title. I DO. I HAZ REASONS.
  16. Perfect day to curl up with hot chocolate and a good book. Alas.
  17. I cannot discuss this in 140 characters. Is this NASCAR for Jesus or Jesus for NASCAR? http://is.gd/4R5hw (via @amberlrhea)
  18. @amberlrhea I gasped. I literally gasped. :o It's so, so unsurprising, yet horrifying.
  19. *sigh* Need to stop reading feminist blogs on the healthcare bill. I AGREE. And, were I in Congress, I would have voted for the bill. :(
  20. @sunluff The, uh, good news is she still has to pass the driving test. Oy.