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  1. Following the #nmn09 Twitterstream and frustrated to not be there. Must fix! about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  2. You're fucking kidding me. It's 1am? I've been reading *my own writing* for 5 hours. Damn. 1:02 AM Nov 20th from mobile web
  3. I'm a serious dog lover, but does UGA's mascot dying of heart failure really warrant the top 3 CNN headlines? FFS. 8:42 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
  4. RT @someecards: Does anyone know if “going rogue” is British slang for unprotected anal sex? Tell us here please: http://bit.ly/1axg3y W ... 2:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. Trying to overcome my urge to throw things, scream and hide. Pretty much in that order. 12:48 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. Al Gore does such a great job of sounding like his impersonators. Dana Carvey's on NPR? Oh. No. It's Al Gore. 9:41 PM Nov 18th from mobile web
  7. Dude, if you panic about the prospect of dealing w/making out and snarky teens, what do you do when a brain aneurysm ruptures? Not hired. 5:12 PM Nov 18th from mobile web
  8. For as snarky as NPR is about the lack of "results" from Obama's China trip, I can only imagine Fox. What results did you expect in 3 days? 8:48 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. I love NPR. 'Former VP candidate Sarah Palin has a book out and seems to be looking for attention. But, why?' Nice, NPR. Nice. 6:44 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  10. Dear Brain, STFU and go to sleep. XOXO, jt 12:46 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  11. Jonathan Goldstein is straight, right? Gay or Canadian? Just Canadian, right? (Welcome to early stages of fangirling.) 8:36 PM Nov 17th from mobile web
  12. Joniathan Goldstein is straight, right? Gay or Canadian? Just Canadian, right? (Welcome to early stages of fangirling.) 8:36 PM Nov 17th from mobile web
  13. @amberlrhea I will have you know I'm an expert at this Tweeter thing! (I know, right? And IDK how to give feedback. Hello: POINT of betas??) 7:55 PM Nov 17th from mobile web
  14. Am reminded of the BRILLIANT idea for a Puppy Channel. Did you listen to Ira Glass this weekend? http://is.gd/4Xy9p (Bonus: JGoldstein wit) 5:47 PM Nov 17th from web
  15. This is made of so much happy - doggies, reunited with their long-lost soldiers. Yes. Puppies. http://is.gd/4Xy6V 5:44 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. @NataliaAntonova Comprendo. My life either seems to be a French art film or a Sandra Bullock movie. At least you're providing entertainment! 2:32 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to NataliaAntonova
  17. Anyone else in the RT beta group? Who do we need to tell that RTs need to be editable? Love the ease, but need to be able to comment! 1:29 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. "It would be so much more attractive if they called it wine flu." This is my new term for hangovers: wine flu. (Also, blisters = shoe bites) 1:17 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. Listening to people try to get around having permission to use photos of people. Give me a fucking break. ASK. 11:10 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. @amberlrhea I'm in my tree talking to The Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better. 7:12 PM Nov 16th from mobile web
  • Name jt
  • Location Seattle, Washington
  • Web http://absurditie...
  • Bio Interculturalist, INFP, progressive, political junkie, dedicated to global understanding. Saving the world one person at a time.
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