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  1. My first sexual experience was with a Thanksgiving bird: http://absurdistry.wordpres... about 5 hours ago from web
  2. This really hurts: http://absurdistry.wordpres... 2:44 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. A confession about riding my bike into large piles of leaves: http://absurdistry.wordpres... 6:25 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. Sometimes I wonder, sitting on my handmade perch, if I have found the secret to life or if I have escaped the frying pan through the fire. 4:25 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. I am grateful I have a bird cage large enough for me to climb into and sit on a wooden perch with my 2 birds and watch the world go by. 11:26 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. I did not mean for it to happen- but I have started hugging trees: http://bit.ly/2fEpwg 7:16 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. I am finding the the best way to relieve my tension, stress and anger is to re-arrange the furniture in my home. 5:59 PM Nov 4th from web
  8. In my new blog post I ask one simple question- "Am I stuck in a bird cage?" http://bit.ly/1GNXUJ 5:41 PM Nov 3rd from web
  9. I will be sitting in my driveway signing copies of my short stories: http://bit.ly/XPKzi 11:15 AM Oct 29th from web
  10. sometimes I fall so far into my head that I feel like I need someone to throw me a rope. 10:36 PM Oct 16th from web
  11. http://bit.ly/19xJk9 10:35 PM Oct 16th from web
  12. Could I be the last reader here on earth? http://absurdistry.wordpres... 11:46 AM Sep 30th from web
  13. sometimes the sight of beauty causes me to lose control of the world. 12:04 PM Sep 26th from web
  14. http://bit.ly/Klc1w 2:32 PM Sep 23rd from web
  15. The greatest role I have ever played is while taking my midnight shower: http://absurdistry.wordpres... 1:17 PM Sep 23rd from web
  16. I seem to be spending too much time staring into my refrigerator. 1:12 PM Sep 8th from web
  17. almost swallowed my wedding ring again. 5:59 PM Sep 5th from web
  18. new art work http://randallsokoloff.xbui... 5:56 PM Sep 5th from web
  19. just saw his reading chair get up and walk across the room! 10:07 PM Aug 28th from web
  20. is enjoying being in his own book of fantasy. 5:10 PM Aug 28th from web
  • Name The Confessionist
  • Location California
  • Web http://absurdistr...
  • Bio Trying to say it all in one life time.
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