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  1. @JohnLarroquette I had opening night tonight. First thing I ever directed. Community theater, but it's still a drug. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to JohnLarroquette
  2. RT @JohnLarroquette: One minute from curtain call. The drug this addict still can't get enough of; applause. I know, I'm shallow but at ... about 8 hours ago from web
  3. RT @Dav3Ston3: Someday, with a little luck, I'll be Amy Sedaris' imaginary boyfriend. about 8 hours ago from web
  4. The play was successful! A whopping thirty in the audience, but they enjoyed it. Or at lest pretended to when i started crying. about 9 hours ago from web
  5. RT @eddiepepitone: tweets of a nasty prayer circle group#5- it's not a semi-circle asshole. either sit in a circle or don't believe in god. about 9 hours ago from web
  6. My number of followers equals my number of direct messages. I will take this as an auspicious sign for this evening. about 17 hours ago from web
  7. @anni42 Thanks. I'm bringing a nine-iron in case I have to. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to anni42
  8. All right, guys. The play opens tonight. For the next seventy-two hours, I will be directing, acting, weeping, screaming, and/or drinking. about 18 hours ago from web
  9. @Knikkink Thanks! about 18 hours ago from web in reply to Knikkink
  10. @davekellett He's MODOK (Mobile Organism Designed Only for Killing), not SODOM (Silly Organism Designed Only for Mocking). Be careful. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to davekellett
  11. It is 2:00 AM, when the internet gods accept my sacrifice of sleep for unrestricted bandwidth. I am downloading this: http://bit.ly/5sLvX2 12:28 AM Dec 4th from web
  12. RT @Jordan_Morris: Thought about going to a comedy show organized by my local NPR station. Decided that was like going to a dinner orga ... 10:21 AM Dec 3rd from web
  13. How many times can a person watch Empire Records before giving up? I hope at least once more. 10:58 PM Dec 2nd from web
  14. @andyzax See that you do. 10:57 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to andyzax
  15. @andyzax Congrats, man. Continue with your rockingness! 10:39 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to andyzax
  16. @derryX My self's wife sends Thanksgiving cards. Yep. 10:15 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to derryX
  17. Thank God gay marriage in NY got defeated. Rush Limbaugh can finally get married for a fourth time without the threatening scourge of love. 10:14 PM Dec 2nd from web
  18. RT @BeTheBoy I love to live in a wirld where everyone loves @kiemzi 10:09 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. @bonnaventure Well, I guess that Bonnie from GA, Pet Detective, will have to wait a little while longer to get made. [Le sigh.] 10:08 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to bonnaventure
  20. @anni42 Maybe I should have listed Office Max as an assistant director. Can you tell your mom to let the council buy dinner for folders? 10:07 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to anni42
  • Name Joshua of Laphroig
  • Location Pantsland
  • Bio Sometimes I make myself laugh. (For FOTs, I'm Pastor Josh.)
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