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  1. Turning 32 12/28. When you think of me, what adjectives come to mind? Trying to collect 32 adjs. Consider this your b'day gift to me.
  2. Boeing's 787 Dreamliner first flight. Live feed. On now - http://787firstflight.newairplane.com/ffindex.html
  3. planning a Wierd and Wonderful roadtrip. Perfect fodder for absurd and amazing adventures.
  4. : two people have said I'm "very articulate." Is that just a nice way of saying I talk too much?
  5. Just wrote some new fiction: http://tinyurl.com/yf24xtf
  6. The word of the day is "overit". To use in a sentence - "I am soooo overit."
  7. take the world and give me Jesus is my cry.
  8. one innocent comment, "Oh, that would be interesting to see." = 4 hours of worklife I am never getting back.
  9. is wearing a sweater that feels like a muppet.
  10. says this very rarely, so when she does you should pay attention - "Just do as you're told. Trust me, I know what I'm asking for."
  11. is reflecting on her Absurd Adventures. Even the most painful of those has left her with something to treasure.
  12. trying to make this 20oz cup of coffee last as long as possible. One serving of coffee per day = less jumpy, grumpy gal. Hopefully.
  13. Dear Chemistry.com, stop sending me an email a day. I won't be signing up this year, no matter how many guys you claim are showing interest.
  14. what's Santa gonna bring me for Christmas?
  15. apparently it's the season of seven fat cows and seven plump ears of grain. Who knew?
  16. is starting to sound like Donald Duck. Pretty sexy isn't it?
  17. he asked, "So, now that you have my attention what are you going to do with it?" Her first thought, "Laugh uncontrollably at you."
  18. was told by an International vendor that she was pretty, then he asked if she was married. Creepy? Or cultural difference?
  19. went towards the light this morning.
  20. makes plans to marry Jason Segel. Or at least meet him.