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absolutwade

  1. @Square my billing to the same client for over a year is suddenly not working. Their bank says it's you. Please advise. 1:24 PM May 26th via web
  2. @RAMMOUNT trying to reach your warranty dept via the email provided on website, email is rejected by server every time. Please advise. 1:22 PM May 26th via web
  3. Two months, not a drop of caffeine. 10:22 AM May 21st via web
  4. 4 states, 13 + hours, 980 + miles, ass loads of speed laws violated, no tickets. I win. 11:23 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. (sigh) It's star wars geek day again, let's just get through this... 10:02 AM May 4th via web
  6. I always meant to get a Corvette growing up, so I could get the vanity plate "BEAUBAVETTE". 11:57 AM May 2nd via web
  7. Funniest Tweets ever: bit.ly/JLzJQz "You don't need to put something about wine in your internet bio, we can see that you're white." 2:05 PM Apr 27th via web
  8. In her iPhone commercial, Zooey Deschanel looks outside to see pouring rain, then proceeds to asks her phone "is that rain?". Good stuff. 8:34 AM Apr 25th via web
  9. Great day for cycling (@ Lake Hefner w/ 2 others) 4sq.com/I18dhE 3:05 PM Apr 21st via foursquare
  10. I have been the victim of a dysfunctional bureaucracy 2x in the last 24 hours. we have wrong address of you on file = we wont talk to you. 10:00 AM Apr 19th via web
  11. @MsTerryMcMillan "Sometimes, worrying brings more worry." I find it usually the case. 8:49 AM Apr 19th via web in reply to MsTerryMcMillan
  12. @androidcoconut 1st week; no energy and lethargic. Second week much better. 2 weeks only water, up to decaf tea now with sm amt sweetner. :) 1:20 PM Apr 17th via web in reply to androidcoconut
  13. One month caffeine free today. 8:56 PM Apr 16th via web
  14. It's not that I don't like her, it's just that I think Zooey Deschanel does to acting what Courtney Love did to acting. 8:04 PM Apr 15th via web
  15. I like Tim Geithner, but every time I see him, he reminds me of Dr. Strangelove. I think it's the hair. 2:28 PM Apr 15th via web
  16. @chucktodd the $35 deduction was for his bike. 11:15 AM Apr 11th via web
  17. crap-tastic day. took it out on the bike: bit.ly/HyN3Fl 3:24 PM Apr 10th via web