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absolutjoiz

  1. Being more positive on yourself | How to Stop Being So Hard On Yourself care2.com/greenliving/ho… 6:44 PM May 30th via Tweet Button
  2. Hate such people. Don't try to be clever because some things doesn't work this way. It will only spoil the way I think of u. 12:12 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  3. Good to know...12 Surprising Uses for Mayonaise | Care2 Healthy Living care2.com/greenliving/12… 11:04 PM May 28th via Tweet Button
  4. Happy lunch today. :) 1:42 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  5. Sometimes I don't know why for all these, but I hate it when I'm not in control of myself. 10:17 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPad
  6. Sometimes I really need to believe in my sixth sense....or is there a connection somewhere? 10:53 AM May 12th via TweetDeck
  7. @Paradizer ermm actually he gave his to me, which I didn't know till recently. 7:15 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Paradizer
  8. I just realised I was holding the ipad3 and not 2. Wat a klutz I am. 8:06 AM May 7th via TweetDeck
  9. After looking at the ipad for too long, the iphone looks super tiny 1:41 AM May 5th via TweetDeck
  10. Is raining cats n dogs with thunder n lightning n Caramel is feeling super terrified on my bed. 10:50 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
  11. A lizard molested mi just now. Eeeeeeuuuckkks!!! Luckily Cinnamon came to my rescue. Making sure it doesn't come out of its hiding place. 6:49 AM May 1st via TweetDeck
  12. *scratch scratch* I hope it's coz of the heat. 9:06 AM Apr 24th via TweetDeck
  13. Then just now the door of the cupboard slid down and nearly closed on my hand. The damn door is so heavy lo! 1:47 AM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck
  14. One day Im gg to be killed by é cupboard above me. This mrng é bks inside fell on my laptop, which could have been my head. 1:45 AM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck
  15. Face condition so bad. Especially with the oily smoke from ystrdy's korean bbq n today's smoke at the temple. *slaps on vit C mask* 7:09 AM Apr 1st via TweetDeck
  16. Oh shit. Y do I look like a panda now? 3:10 AM Mar 27th via TweetDeck
  17. Dunno if it's my fat fingers or something, but I kept pressing the wrong word for draw something!!! Which means I drew the wrong thing lo! 3:03 AM Mar 25th via TweetDeck
  18. And no, im not saying my english is peeerrrfect. Just don't follow blindly 8:45 PM Mar 21st via TweetDeck
  19. I know i shouldn't be so bad but seriously if you don't know what's happening you will not know wat the email is talking about! 8:44 PM Mar 21st via TweetDeck
  20. Was damn critical just now over some email with bad english sent by a colleague to another company. 8:43 PM Mar 21st via TweetDeck