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I will give @RileyCountyPD credit they know how to frisk a man. soft gentle hand work...I wonder what hand lotion they carry in their cars?about 9 hours agovia TweetDeck
Cop pulls me over as I was leaving my aunts house.... Thank god he didn't check my sneaky cup... Dinner w/ relatives requires booze.about 10 hours agovia TweetDeck
I had a cop who(REALLY) likes the "NIGHT STICK" while showing him the law (rookie) a bday boobies pics flashed on my phone.. He was appalledabout 10 hours agovia TweetDeck
I have been pulled over by the cops twice in 2 weeks. WTF. I enjoy some hand cuff action every once in a while but this is ridiculous.about 10 hours agovia TweetDeck
Once again a car with the pretty bright flashing lights makes me stop.... They were looking for @LifeOfFitz..... And some runaways...about 10 hours agovia TweetDeck
Coincidental that there are all of these runaways on @LifeOfFitz B-Day. Maybe these wild children are out celebrating w/ Uncle Fitzabout 14 hours agovia TweetDeck
If you have been following along today it is @LifeOfFitz B-Day and the theme (by his request) is boobies. I have been doing my best. HELP MEabout 15 hours agovia TweetDeck
