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My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Libertines (193), Babyshambles (90) & Peter Doherty (71) #lastfm bit.ly/xw4foR 7:50 AM May 25th via Tweekly.fm
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: The Libertines (126), Babyshambles (89) & Peter Doherty (30) #lastfm bit.ly/xw4foR 12:02 AM May 18th via Tweekly.fm
Charles_HRH Carla Bruni just went from "married" to "it's complicated". Awkward. 12:14 PM May 6th via web Retweeted by absentee0 and 2429 others
@Arsehole_Pete_D Nice job detective Doherty. 1:51 PM May 5th via web in reply to Arsehole_Pete_D
Twitter, Y U no show me my DMs? 7:58 AM May 5th via Twitter for Android
Fame is the church, money is the steeple. 12:35 PM May 4th via web
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Babyshambles (171), The Libertines (136) & Peter Doherty (51) #lastfm bit.ly/xw4foR 3:49 AM May 4th via Tweekly.fm
JeffBryanDavis Walk of shame Hall of Fame. I'm alone at a friend's house with no keys or money, still dressed in yesterday's Ren Faire attire. #vulnerable 10:53 AM Apr 23rd via Echofon Retweeted by absentee0 and 25 others
JeffBryanDavis If I were a TV show, and you didn't like watching 30 minutes of made-up lyrics to SmashMouth's 'Allstar,' you wouldn't like today's episode. 6:06 PM Apr 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by absentee0 and 40 others
@coraltea0 Finalleh. I can't play this damn tetris anymore. 12:08 PM Apr 9th via web in reply to coraltea0
@coraltea0 Where art thou? 11:59 AM Apr 9th via web
@GregProops Friday seems very far. Thank you. 11:54 AM Apr 9th via web
@GregProops When is the one from Paris coming out? 11:32 AM Apr 9th via web in reply to GregProops
colinmochrie Was going to run for office. Unfortunately found my ethics in a bag next to my compassion. Guess I'll just be a producer. 9:39 AM Apr 9th via web Retweeted by absentee0 and 41 others
#UrNotFromSouthLondonIf you don't live in South London? 6:58 AM Apr 9th via web
Ridiculously photogenic guy, gtfo. #Idontfinditfunny 3:13 PM Apr 8th via web
Well, well, well. #NoPunIntended twitter.com/absentee0/stat… 12:08 PM Apr 8th via web
@MJs_PYT What is going on again? 2:27 PM Apr 7th via web in reply to MJs_PYT
waynebrady Just announced, "Trust Us W Your Life" on ABC July 10th!!!!! Me, @mangum1, @colinmochrie @GregProops @TheBradSherwood making the funny!!! 1:10 PM Apr 5th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by absentee0 and 58 others