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RT @patentlyfalse: After Spending Day Using Excel And PowerPoint, New Tech Lead Stares Into Bathroom Mirror, Asking Where It All Went Wrong8:48 AM Dec 1stfrom API
OH (i.e. directed at me): "Why would you imitate a 1-year-old?"7:41 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
"Wringing out the hours like blood-drenched bedsheets / To keep wintertime at bay / But December showed up anyway"6:46 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie