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  1. @FancyTalkers @lemursmanlemurs I might stop by crown town on my way to Monroe in a couple of weeks. How bad could it be? 32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone from Isle of Palms, SC   in reply to FancyTalkers
  2. Well, the girl that looks like Kristin Scott Thomas has a sweet pad. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone from Isle of Palms, SC  
  3. Ok, this is a weird party. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Isle of Palms, SC  
  4. I hope these girls are emotionally prepared to see me shirtless. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Sullivan's Island, SC  
  5. @LemursManLemurs @nearlyhipster I have a friend looking for it. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Mount Pleasant, SC   in reply to LemursManLemurs
  6. LET ME SEE YOU TOUCH THE GROUND #NowPlaying Hoochie Mama by 2 Live Crew on #Spotify open.spotify.com/track/5Ucrh89d… about 4 hours ago via Spotify on iOS from Mount Pleasant, SC  
  7. It's a lawnmower blade. I aim to kill you with it. about 5 hours ago via web
  8. @christinaorso @billyoungsc It enraged me so much it might as well have been a woman. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to christinaorso
  9. @billyoungsc @christinaorso "fixing an engine" == fiddling with an outboard for a few hours & resolving to call a mechanic next week. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to billyoungsc
  10. @christinaorso Well, I was trying to get home early in order to (1) wake up early today (2) go to IOP & (3) fix an engine. Only one happened about 5 hours ago via web in reply to christinaorso
  11. Fruitlessly fiddling with an outboard engine. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Isle of Palms, SC  
  12. The new Juanita Greenberg's location is great. For a hot minute I forgot it was in Mt. P. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Mount Pleasant, SC  
  13. @ToddKincannon @bobhicks_ Flesh-eating bacteria? Killer amoebas? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC   in reply to ToddKincannon
  14. @rdmitchell Nope. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC   in reply to rdmitchell
  15. @DejaLK NOPE. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC  
  16. Watching Lewis. cc: @beecee about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC  
  17. Even the damn dog does not want to hang out with me. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC  
  18. @christinaorso @dejalk I got in a fight, too! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC   in reply to christinaorso
  19. @GQBound NOPE. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC   in reply to GQBound
  20. Stupid dog I don't even own. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Charleston, SC