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  1. Yeah, I keep my BB in my back pocket, too. RT @dailytarheel Randolph cty DA: Police officer who shot Smith justified... http://bit.ly/8MmBPe
  2. Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY
  3. Tupac Shakur song selected for Vatican's online playlist - http://bit.ly/8pAdu8 #cnn
  4. RT @anglicansaints: Nike spokesperson Tiger Woods exemplifies their slogan.... "Just do it!".
  5. @drewcollins I actually need one for work now and then. I'm surprised I don't use wax seals in my job sometimes.
  6. @tybaltknight Collectible and functional. I'm more interested in function.
  7. I'm apparently not the only person looking for a Hermes 3000. I might be the only one willing to mortgage his house for one, though.
  8. @planchaoed also scorpions
  9. at least this is uplifting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHlVDGVXYAs&fmt=18
  10. SCETV radio (a/k/a NPR) tonight is depressing me
  11. Ok, I'm looking at a hermes 3000 portable. Anyone got any opinions on that?
  12. RT @apolkey: Memo to Aretha: ... oh nevermind. http://wnok.com/pages/nashtrashmain.html?feed=320598&article=6404176.
  13. Serious question, #chs (or anyone else): I need to buy a typewriter. What brand/model should I buy?
  14. @HeatherSolos How about always burning the edges of the egg? That crispy stuff grosses me out.
  15. @GQbound Papyrus? Damn you to Hell.
  16. @carly_jane @andyparas @gqbound Federal court has gone so far as to require Times New Roman in all pleadings.
  17. I just received an important legal document written in COMIC SANS.
  18. Tilting at windmills (i.e. my inbox) today.
  19. @karenbriggs You might want to mention to them that it is highly improper to use ® without a federal registration.
  20. @CopOnBicycle Food's pretty good. Probably better to eat it in-house, though. It loses something in transit.