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  1. @TerriSueWho OK, I'll bite.
  2. You can't beta carotene.
  3. @jas508 Thank you and God bless you. Now we need to make sure everyone understands the new leadership structure. Can you take care of that?
  4. @jas508 If I was in charge, everyone would know what the stupid meme was about.
  5. I think everything would work better if I was in charge.
  6. I like to think of Twitter as an empty and meaningless exercise in mass futility.
  7. Atheism is the new One True Religion.
  8. I guess the Traditional Chinese Medicine / tiger parts black-market / sexual enhancement / golf superstar joke niche *is* a bit narrow.
  9. The nickname was fine. But if he was alive today, I think Tiger's dad would admit it was a mistake to feed him all those tiger penises.
  10. Where's the irony in having wrinkled clothes?
  11. It's been eight months since I gave up my job, and frankly I'm starting to worry there might be a flaw in my Get Rich on Twitter system.
  12. No, YOU give the man a fish. I eated mine, and I can't catch another one because NOBODY TAUGHT ME HOW.
  13. @DoanDoDat Fail Whale Failure.
  14. @arjunbasu was different, and it wasn't just intellect. He seemed to know his place in the world. And on this birthday, he was truly happy.
  15. @UncleDynamite Second-last, actually.
  16. Remember The Secret? That we attract stuff, and actually *create* our world, with our thoughts and words? Yeah, Twitter is ruining my life.
  17. @joesmithreally # stars given is shown on Favstar. You can get the date you joined from Twitterholic.com. Is that what you're looking for?
  18. Retweeting your own stuff is the new sending yourself flowers.
  19. At this stage, there is no way to distinguish genuine homicidal maniacs on Twitter. You have to manually check their Facebook profile.
  20. Just poking a few holes in the fabric of the Space-Time Continuum.