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A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man on a galloping horse. I don't think this is a euphemism, but it's not particularly helpful either.about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse
@trixieboots I don't mean to trivialize the quite disturbing circumstances of your crisis. But I just loved the way you said that.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to trixieboots
@abrevi8 @alter_ed (Not that there's anything wrong with that).about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to abrevi8
@Alter_ed People will tolerate high IQ & limited social interaction if you're funny. But flirts and extroverts always get the stars.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Alter_ed
As we continue the fight against bigotry and discrimination, let's keep a close watch on the rising threat of lactose intolerance.about 23 hours ago from Birdhouse
@avi1111 Yeah, and a picnic lunch for when she breaks down!12:56 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to avi1111
@joesmithreally A change is as good as a holiday, and holidays are SO expensive.12:54 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to joesmithreally
@Alter_ed But seriously, I know how you feel! Even with 2600 followers, sometimes I get no response at all. Reminds me of high school.12:45 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to Alter_ed
@Alter_ed I was pretending I couldn't see you. Some jokes don't work so well without the stumbling and groping.12:40 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to Alter_ed
@Alter_ed Who said that?2:43 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to Alter_ed
@nevenmrgan Only people on the highest spirit level know about them.4:00 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to nevenmrgan
@BeccaPiano Everyone reads through their own prejudices. Don't over-think it. You're a sweet and funny person.4:36 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to BeccaPiano
In hell, everyone has to wear chastity belts and drink warm Diet Pepsi while the devil shows slides of his last trip to Heaven.4:28 PM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
@LisaShahEscape couldn't reply to your DM because you're not following me.1:35 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
I balance my Twitter and real-life worlds by applying the same degree of lethargy and lack of focus to both.4:01 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
Gravity is so over-weighted.4:00 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
Just accidentally starred my own Tweet. I feel so dirty.4:47 AM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
Before I got this iPhone my life had no meaning or purpose. Now yours doesn't either.4:10 AM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
Everyone I met at Mensa was crazy.1:25 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
@plaid_lemur Bet it doesn't happen very often.1:24 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to plaid_lemur

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Name Rowan Pettett
Location Gold Coast, Australia
Web http://www.abrevi...
Bio If fifteen years of using the Internet has taught me anything at all, I certainly can't remember it now.

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