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  1. @TerriSueWho OK, I'll bite. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to TerriSueWho
  2. You can't beta carotene. about 16 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. @jas508 Thank you and God bless you. Now we need to make sure everyone understands the new leadership structure. Can you take care of that? about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jas508
  4. @jas508 If I was in charge, everyone would know what the stupid meme was about. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jas508
  5. I think everything would work better if I was in charge. about 17 hours ago from Birdhouse
  6. I like to think of Twitter as an empty and meaningless exercise in mass futility. about 17 hours ago from Birdhouse
  7. Atheism is the new One True Religion. 3:31 PM Dec 17th from Birdhouse
  8. I guess the Traditional Chinese Medicine / tiger parts black-market / sexual enhancement / golf superstar joke niche *is* a bit narrow. 1:19 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  9. The nickname was fine. But if he was alive today, I think Tiger's dad would admit it was a mistake to feed him all those tiger penises. 3:49 AM Dec 17th from Birdhouse
  10. Where's the irony in having wrinkled clothes? 11:40 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. It's been eight months since I gave up my job, and frankly I'm starting to worry there might be a flaw in my Get Rich on Twitter system. 3:53 PM Dec 14th from Birdhouse
  12. No, YOU give the man a fish. I eated mine, and I can't catch another one because NOBODY TAUGHT ME HOW. 3:38 PM Dec 14th from Birdhouse
  13. @DoanDoDat Fail Whale Failure. 12:18 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to DoanDoDat
  14. @arjunbasu was different, and it wasn't just intellect. He seemed to know his place in the world. And on this birthday, he was truly happy. 7:54 AM Dec 14th from Birdhouse
  15. @UncleDynamite Second-last, actually. 5:06 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to UncleDynamite
  16. Remember The Secret? That we attract stuff, and actually *create* our world, with our thoughts and words? Yeah, Twitter is ruining my life. 3:20 PM Dec 13th from Birdhouse
  17. @joesmithreally # stars given is shown on Favstar. You can get the date you joined from Twitterholic.com. Is that what you're looking for? 3:12 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to joesmithreally
  18. Retweeting your own stuff is the new sending yourself flowers. 7:00 AM Dec 12th from Birdhouse
  19. At this stage, there is no way to distinguish genuine homicidal maniacs on Twitter. You have to manually check their Facebook profile. 6:52 AM Dec 12th from Birdhouse
  20. Just poking a few holes in the fabric of the Space-Time Continuum. 3:44 AM Dec 12th from Birdhouse
  • Name Rowan Pettett
  • Location Gold Coast, Australia
  • Web http://www.abrevi...
  • Bio If fifteen years of using the Internet has taught me anything at all, I certainly can't remember it now.
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