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A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man on a galloping horse. I don't think this is a euphemism, but it's not particularly helpful either.about 16 hours agofrom Birdhouse
As we continue the fight against bigotry and discrimination, let's keep a close watch on the rising threat of lactose intolerance.about 23 hours agofrom Birdhouse
In hell, everyone has to wear chastity belts and drink warm Diet Pepsi while the devil shows slides of his last trip to Heaven.4:28 PM Nov 5thfrom Birdhouse