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abrahampiper

Tom Waits giving a serious handshake to some fan... is.gd/PTul2y 7:19 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
@onejoey Fun! 11:23 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to onejoey
Any Twin Cities folks have a suggestion for where to affordably get 3 yards of good garden dirt (preferably delivered)? 8:59 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
Snack vendor in an Afghani movie theater... is.gd/mbFkvC 7:36 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
@wesleyhill Whew! So you're still you... :) 7:58 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to wesleyhill
@wesleyhill Nice suit! ;) 7:47 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to wesleyhill
Girls don’t want smart guys... is.gd/hhAoXj 2:51 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
@onejoey You're nice. 1:29 PM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to onejoey
"This is pure genius! How is this not upvoted more?" is.gd/6H5SvB Couldn't agree more. :) Come on, Reddit! 1:27 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
Not enough beer... is.gd/FNGVu7 8:41 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
@wesleyhill YES! I knew you'd get it. (When are you moving?) 4:26 AM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to wesleyhill
@wendymay Are you? 2:32 AM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to wendymay
@elizabethesther Ha! We haven't checked our messages yet... But I'm sure we'll enjoy it. :) 10:05 AM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to elizabethesther
A “humane” hand tool for butchering birds, 1932... is.gd/XoGy1L 8:55 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
@onejoey "I LOVE 404." Heh. 8:13 AM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to onejoey
An urgent message from teachers — Your kids are fat and stupid... is.gd/0yd9xh 2:47 PM May 10th via TweetDeck
@wesleyhill Thanks to carpool driving, I have more time on my hands for listening…so we'll see how it goes without a pencil at the ready. :) 2:42 AM May 9th via TweetDeck in reply to wesleyhill
@Bizarcane Duncan. 2:41 AM May 9th via TweetDeck in reply to Bizarcane
Going back to The Brothers K, I think. Audio this time.... 8:00 PM May 8th via TweetDeck
If making an innocent driver kill you is your suicide plan, you deserve this… is.gd/ANyvqy 2:07 PM May 4th via TweetDeck

Name Abraham Piper
Location Minneapolis, MN
Web http://abrahampip...
Bio Sharing the best of the web at 22 Words. Also a dad to 4 little ones in Minneapolis. And in my spare time...Wait. What is this spare time you speak of?