ablondiemoment
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My roommate didn't know dogs burped. Did I mention he's in law school?
7:35 PM Oct 25th
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Roomie and I have been cleaning and decorating the house all day for our party. Other roommate was ASLEEP in his room the whole time.
1:43 PM Oct 23rd
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Left Kroger with a Totinos pizza and a bottle of Texas Pete. I'm about to rock my own world.
3:47 PM Oct 21st
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Guy roommate just got home and is watching football and yelling. Loudly. I pity the girl who ends up with him.
8:11 PM Oct 18th
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@ Take me with you!! Or bring me back a sexy Scottish lad. Either works.
7:08 PM Oct 13th
from Echofon
in reply to Catherinette
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My roommate is in his room singing along with his music. At least he's not playing the harmonica this time.
5:13 PM Oct 11th
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I've got 6 months to plan my BFF's wedding AND find a date for said wedding. No randoms or guys I'm "casually seeing". Which will be harder?
9:46 PM Sep 26th
from Echofon
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I think the title, Costume Store Proprietress, suits me well. Now, how to make that happen?
10:04 AM Sep 26th
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One year ago today, my vet told me Dixie most likely had Hemangiosarcoma and had roughly 3 months to live. Luckily the vet was wrong.
7:36 AM Sep 25th
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Today is looking to be one of those 'curl up under the covers and forget about everything' kind of days.
3:37 PM Sep 23rd
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I'm beginning to suspect my roommate was raised in a barn. He came home at 3 am and decided to blast the Beach Boys for all to hear.
5:24 AM Sep 23rd
from Echofon
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I think we are having a Halloween party this year, so I need to come up with two additional costumes. One needs to include Dixie.
5:57 PM Sep 22nd
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@ it's nice you didn't notice i used the term floating boat because it's really redundant.
5:54 PM Sep 22nd
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in reply to katieec
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Is it a requirement for Disney channel stars to want to pursue a music career?
2:31 PM Sep 22nd
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Well, our house didn't flood but the crawl space did and guess where the water heater is?? Who loves cold showers?
2:21 PM Sep 22nd
from Echofon
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For the love of god, fb friends! If you're referring to the floating boat it's spelled ark, not arc. Not one wants to ride on your curve!
12:45 PM Sep 21st
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Do the guys on Tool Academy bedazzle their own jackets?
7:19 PM Sep 1st
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I have Rancid stuck in my head thanks to a certain asshole. A hot asshole but an asshole still.
8:46 PM Aug 17th
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why is everyone being mean today? I've already been told that I have unhealthy, disfunctional relationships and my dislike of water is 'sad'
8:03 AM Aug 17th
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This just in: I am officially attracted to assholes. Officially.
5:45 PM Aug 16th
from Echofon
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- Name ablondiemoment
- Bio Marketing guru. Pole dancing fanatic. Costume lover. Certified smartass. Blonde.
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