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  1. @stephenfry - Saw this and thought of you - the 12 lays of Christmas - I lost it at "FIVE SORE RINGS!" http://bit.ly/6yI9DW
  2. Want some light-hearted, quite rude, exceptionally funny Christmas fun this Friday? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chN7vDMXYPY
  3. Why has every microwave I've ever owned been a different wattage to the examples they give cooking times for?!
  4. It's half 4 in the morning and I'm heading to Brussels to talk about washing powder all day. Oh yes, advertising is really glamorous, folks.
  5. RT @tamiknow: Check this video out -- The Twelve Lays of Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqelaLQMoog
  6. Feeling incredibly ill, but wearing Christmas socks to combat it.
  7. Starting to get excited about seeing Eddie Izzard tomorrow night :D
  8. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a ball 400 yards.
  9. Dubai, or not Dubai? Debt is the question...
  10. Mince pies, clementines and mulled wine being handed out at work: NOW it's Christmas!
  11. Dumbed down Britain: on this year's Dairy Milk advent calendar the doors are in numerical bloody order!
  12. Suffering from Uvulitis, bleh!
  13. Chocolate for breakfast tomorrow - man, I love December
  14. War with Iran by Christmas: I'm calling it now.
  15. Watched The Empire Strikes back on the telly and read The Hobbit - this weekend has been geek heaven.
  16. When is the sequel to The Internet coming out? I've read this one too many times
  17. Totally and utterly bald, facially speaking. Thus concludes all my irritating updates relating to facial topiary. Thank you, and good night.
  18. Woohoo, webOS 1.31!
  19. @tamiknow Congrats on the graduation, and totally agree that Barcelona is one of the best cities in the world.
  20. "Prostate Cancer is now following you on Twitter" - Shiiiiiiit, run away!!!!