ABlakeley
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@ - Saw this and thought of you - the 12 lays of Christmas - I lost it at "FIVE SORE RINGS!"
12:02 AM Dec 16th
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Want some light-hearted, quite rude, exceptionally funny Christmas fun this Friday?
4:48 AM Dec 11th
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Why has every microwave I've ever owned been a different wattage to the examples they give cooking times for?!
12:21 PM Dec 10th
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It's half 4 in the morning and I'm heading to Brussels to talk about washing powder all day. Oh yes, advertising is really glamorous, folks.
8:27 PM Dec 8th
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RT @: Check this video out -- The Twelve Lays of Christmas
3:27 PM Dec 7th
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Feeling incredibly ill, but wearing Christmas socks to combat it.
8:03 AM Dec 6th
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Starting to get excited about seeing Eddie Izzard tomorrow night :D
3:36 PM Dec 3rd
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a ball 400 yards.
2:02 PM Dec 2nd
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Dubai, or not Dubai? Debt is the question...
7:20 AM Dec 2nd
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Mince pies, clementines and mulled wine being handed out at work: NOW it's Christmas!
4:52 AM Dec 1st
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Dumbed down Britain: on this year's Dairy Milk advent calendar the doors are in numerical bloody order!
11:07 PM Nov 30th
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Suffering from Uvulitis, bleh!
10:46 AM Nov 30th
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Chocolate for breakfast tomorrow - man, I love December
9:11 AM Nov 30th
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War with Iran by Christmas: I'm calling it now.
1:41 PM Nov 29th
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Watched The Empire Strikes back on the telly and read The Hobbit - this weekend has been geek heaven.
8:40 AM Nov 29th
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When is the sequel to The Internet coming out? I've read this one too many times
3:28 PM Nov 28th
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Totally and utterly bald, facially speaking. Thus concludes all my irritating updates relating to facial topiary. Thank you, and good night.
2:28 PM Nov 24th
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Woohoo, webOS 1.31!
12:51 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Congrats on the graduation, and totally agree that Barcelona is one of the best cities in the world.
6:28 AM Nov 22nd
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"Prostate Cancer is now following you on Twitter" - Shiiiiiiit, run away!!!!
3:23 AM Nov 22nd
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- Name Andrew Blakeley
- Location London
- Bio Strategy planner in a shopper marketing agency, who loves all that is witty, extraordinary and true
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