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  1. .@Glinner's april chef joke has just made me cackle out loud on the train. Sadly for you i have no retweet feature.
  2. @hannahnicklin Really wanted to come to this but unable. Sorry, hope it goes well.
  3. @ishmatt I could come over and poke you with a pointy stick if you like
  4. In buzzword bingo, my word 'pillars' came up 9 mins and 34 secs in. Would have come up before but for the aforementioned argument.
  5. @66_99 Title and some illustrations of the theme of the talk
  6. @nick_hubert OMG what a cutie! Your son makes an excellent sheep.
  7. That is slide 2 of a total of 47 #TimeWellSpentFAIL
  8. You know that the presentation you are attending is going to be hell when the audience starts arguing about the information on slide 2
  9. @NiciC I found teeth marks in the flaming kit kat!
  10. Ooooh Toto 'Africa'. Noooooooo! Its the rubbish remix with the animal noises. *sob*
  11. @hannahswiv Congratulations! To think I knew you back when... <cry> <hug> <run>
  12. @IanMartin *applauds*
  13. Open letter to the Bush House mice. Oi you little gits! That kitkat was in a locked, metal drawer. How the bloody hell did you get in there?
  14. This morning's train journey was bought to you by the letter D
  15. @OyeBilly as with so much in life ;-)
  16. @OyeBilly it's mostly been evenly balanced in my case, but that is the nature of the job.
  17. @OyeBilly I was in a department of 26 women in my last but one job. We would have killed for even one man!
  18. @OyeBilly mind you given the number of women there he could certainly have his pick. Any way i thought the programme was utterly meh
  19. @TimWestwood why sit there if you want to use the phone? Does it make you feel young and rebellious?
  20. @Patroclus is it going to be worth iPlayer-ing do you reckon?