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abesauer

  1. "Scott Walker's got 99 problems but the rich ain't one." youtu.be/iMZKOxd5ga8 #youcandancetoit
  2. "The dog... ran with them for 20 days, covering up to 60km a day, and climbing 12 mountains." bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
  3. A still from the "Facebook IPO scene" from the upcoming 'Dark Knight Rises'. twitter.com/abesauer/statu…
  4. Was great to see old Brooklyn haunt Relish Diner in 'Men in Black 3'. It's a Mexican bar now??? brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/33/…
  5. "I am currently fighting the VA." Interview w/ 160-confirmed-kill deadliest Seal in military history. guns.com/interview-navy…
  6. "Siri, why did the Facebook IPO fail?"
  7. Dalian Univ. of Technology graduates celebrate as dorm burns. twitter.com/abesauer/statu…
  8. The Onion's coverage of the Facebook IPO is the Facebook IPO of IPOs.
  9. It's a Scandal! It's an Outrage! Beijing cancels foreigner performance of Oklahoma. online.wsj.com/article/SB1000…
  10. Reader Poll: Modern China most resembles which current HBO show: A) Game of Thrones B) Boardwalk Empire C) Girls
  11. 老外 hits keep coming: Laowai in Chengdu taped spitting on Chinese man after argument now hitting Weibo. v.qq.com/cover/b/bjzm5q…
  12. "Anyone that has had a generic Indian beer knows the plight of a billion Indian beer drinkers." India beer Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/16004…
  13. NYT writer of Wisonsin piece has seen Steven Segal's 'On Deadly Ground" too many times. Injuns havin' visions. nytimes.com/2012/05/27/mag…
  14. @farwent Pretty simple. Property taxes suck so let's not have them = Measure 2.
  15. And The Awl still can't give away a goddamn awl? dailycaller.com/the-dc-gun-giv…
  16. Unanswered pitches: Coastal bias--"Great Gatsby" remake passes up real Midwestern actor for Nick Carraway role.
  17. Why is Minneapolis City Council voting on Friday? Don't they know all disasters involving the phrase "Vikings Stadium" happen on Sunday?