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  1. jammin on this, getting ready for date w two alien ladies RT @paulilucomedy the new r kelly / paul w downs joint! http://tinyurl.com/ylfwyft 12:13 PM Dec 21st from web
  2. Perhaps Brittany Murphy's finest moment: www.thatwaswayharshtai.com 3:06 PM Dec 20th from web
  3. every alien is a licensed doctor. food for thought. 12:16 PM Dec 4th from web
  4. Aliens find 'Men In Black' trite and plebian. They prefer "anything with a young Lara Flynn Boyle or any Errol Morris film" 10:21 PM Dec 2nd from web
  5. its holidays like this i bet my fiancee is wondering where the fuck i am 3:47 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. http://twitpic.com/qp1pb - my buddy chucky 4:42 PM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  7. space taxis only charge hugs 7:42 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. laying out inside a space crater apparently it takes years off your complexion...plus there are free lava martinis 1:24 PM Nov 21st from web
  9. partying with the nelson mandela of space. dude loves dubstep. 10:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. just overheard an alien at a bar mention that he's related to Lady Gaga - apparently she's 1/256th alien. she's still bangin 8:51 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Just found a New Yorker from 1985 in the spaceship. Was there another human chillin here? Must be same owner as USA for Africa sweatshirt 3:27 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. just accidentally ate a teeny alien. tasted like australian licorice. #oopswin 5:20 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. have a helmut tan from laying out on the alien ship deck all morning 1:28 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. I'VE BEEN RESCUED BY CHUCKY! HE HID IN AIR CONDITIONING DUCT AND KICKED THEIR ASSES! HE IS AMAAAAAAZING! now we're eating pesto sandwiches! 9:58 PM Nov 3rd from web
  15. JUST GOT A SIGNAL FROM CHUCKY! HE TRACKED THE EVIL ALIEN SPACESHIP AND WILL BE ATTEMPTING RESCUE WITHIN THE HOUR! thank god cuz i gotta poop 12:03 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. EVIL ALIENS SAT AROUND ALL WEEKEND AND READ @realtracymorgan 's NEW BOOK! AND THEY WOULDN'T EVEN READ ALOUD! v. boring wknd for me. 12:47 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. ONE OF THE EVIL ALIENS JUST TRIED TO MAKE ME THE BUTT OF THE "NO I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" JOKE! i am furious. 10:54 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. THE EVIL ALIENS ARE BITCHESSSSSSSS! 9:34 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. THE EVIL ALIENS ARE MAKING FUN OF MY EARTH SPEAK! I AM HATING THEM! I WILL NOT BE TEACHING THEM HOW TO MAKE COFFEE!! #nocoffeeforevilaliens 10:11 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT MORE ABDUCTED INTO SPACE BY EVIL ALIENS! CHUCKY (my best alien friend), HELP ME!!!! 6:54 PM Oct 29th from web
  • Name abducted2space
  • Location space, yo
  • Bio i was abducted by aliens and shit's crazay but they r cool w me tweetin!
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