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abbytron

  1. @braak Would that my skill were a profitable skill.
  2. Who wants to bring me some mango sorbet? I'm sick and pathetic right now.
  3. I wish there was more to my life than being the best mixtape maker in the history of time, but that's about it, folks.
  4. New idea for a band name: Treacherous Sneezes
  5. @rochellefeil Forget I ever put an apostrophe in that second "its."
  6. @rochellefeil I just know this storm's gonna happen, but it's sure taking it's time.
  7. @bloodyoranges Oh &and in case you missed my tweet about it, you gotta listen to the mix in the order I list the songs for the best results!
  8. @MetaEnthusiast I'd do it, but I'll probably be dead before you.
  9. There's nothing more depressing than a "Where Are They Now" special where a washed-up has-been is promoting his new rap career.
  10. @rochellefeil I think it's finally getting close to storm time. Ominous clouds.
  11. @bloodyoranges @Soulsmithy I only kept it up for a limited time, to make it special. Re-opened it now for ya!
  12. @ILiveWith3Cats Yeah, soft is okay, but this was runny like jam. I don't want to get the salmonella. :P
  13. I call shenanigans on this entire year.
  14. @ILiveWith3Cats Truly one of the more bizarre moments of my life. I feel like I've been duped by some asshole chicken.
  15. So. I hardboiled some eggs (as you do). Five were perfect. One leaked yolk when I cracked it on the counter. WTF?
  16. In my imagination, there is never anything wrong with me & everything happens exactly the way I wish it would. Even when it's about zombies.
  17. @moojoose @rochellefeil Haha, depends on who you are I think. Rochelle and I both sort of have ADD problems.
  18. @moojoose @rochellefeil 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays at the YMCA.
  19. @Fifthpocket I wish that prescription worked for other stuff. It's fun to take, plus no copayment!