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  1. If MTV is going to show South Park episodes in order, don't skip Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus.
  2. So @mellowjohnnys had a valuable bike stolen. Based on their staff's attentiveness, this isn't a shocker. It's not a T-shirt!
  3. Oh boy. I just got sent some C# code. Installing Visual C# Express so I can attempt to interpret it
  4. For some reason, even after the Kashi microwave meal, I want some Long John Silver's
  5. Days like today make me miss having a shitload of vacation days.
  6. @meganvtaylor cool. check out what i sent you
  7. @brakus_attackus Good choice.
  8. People keep asking what I want for Christmas. I need to figure that out. Advice welcome.
  9. So some guy died in the hot tub here today. That explains the massive amount of police presence out by the pool.
  10. Seriously folks, only at @Starbucks would food not count toward a purchase. I think I'm going to write another complaint letter.
  11. Only at @starbucks is a 15$ puchase not a 15$ purchase.
  12. Today is a nice mac and cheese day. Haven't had Panera in a while, may run over there and eat.
  13. Fugazi solves problems. What kind of problems? A variety of problems.
  14. @wilw I think the words "I'm Wil Wheaton, and I'm the actor liable for alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die" would have gotten you in.
  15. @rackcloud Cloudy and rain from the same system. I wanted a pretty Friday, instead it's dreary.
  16. I forgot Fat Tire was this malty and tasty.
  17. @brantc like my ex boss said - no capital, the people with it don't want you to get it because it hurts their old money ways.
  18. I'm afraid the person on the other end of the tech support line was on another kind of chat line before.
  19. @compcyclistroad Cartoon. 110% anti-hipster (let's go to the race and stand 2 feet from the elites and smoke)
  20. @fitcityleblanc That will make the mouth breathers happy.