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If MTV is going to show South Park episodes in order, don't skip Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus.about 1 hour agofrom web
So @mellowjohnnys had a valuable bike stolen. Based on their staff's attentiveness, this isn't a shocker. It's not a T-shirt!about 4 hours agofrom web
Oh boy. I just got sent some C# code. Installing Visual C# Express so I can attempt to interpret it12:28 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
For some reason, even after the Kashi microwave meal, I want some Long John Silver's10:41 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
Days like today make me miss having a shitload of vacation days.9:47 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
People keep asking what I want for Christmas. I need to figure that out. Advice welcome.8:37 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
So some guy died in the hot tub here today. That explains the massive amount of police presence out by the pool.6:32 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Seriously folks, only at @Starbucks would food not count toward a purchase. I think I'm going to write another complaint letter.10:15 AM Nov 22ndfrom web
Today is a nice mac and cheese day. Haven't had Panera in a while, may run over there and eat.9:35 AM Nov 21stfrom web
Fugazi solves problems. What kind of problems? A variety of problems.7:21 PM Nov 20thfrom web
@wilw I think the words "I'm Wil Wheaton, and I'm the actor liable for alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die" would have gotten you in.11:03 AM Nov 20thfrom webin reply to wilw
I forgot Fat Tire was this malty and tasty.8:47 PM Nov 19thfrom web
@brantc like my ex boss said - no capital, the people with it don't want you to get it because it hurts their old money ways.8:42 PM Nov 19thfrom webin reply to brantc
I'm afraid the person on the other end of the tech support line was on another kind of chat line before.2:48 PM Nov 19thfrom Tweetie
