abartelby
- Flirting with British men over Bubble & Squeak at The Libertine. How ironic. Happy Independence Day!10:56 AM Jul 4th from txt
- ME: I grew up in a Naked House; no nudity concerns. SHE: We were concerned about staff, but it wasn't a shame issue. It was a class issue.7:12 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Also, it has been confirmed: the iPhone battery CANNOT withstand the epic conversations between @avflox and @abartelby. SHE: MMMMHMMM!6:33 AM Jul 3rd from web
- SHE: Did Anna Karenina choose the train? ME: No. She was pushed.6:25 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Does @avflox know me or does @avflox know me? Yves Saint Laurent Bullet Cufflinks. WANT! http://tr.im/qKIp #circlejerk5:32 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Fucking brilliant: "My own bed offers plenty of acreage, but it takes a real man to get there." -- @avflox5:24 AM Jul 3rd from web
- ME: It kind of DOES look like your armpit. SHE: It's not! It's just my perfectly arched back and my gorgeous behind! ME: Well said, Darling!4:54 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Somehow, the post-rain mugginess of a summer deluge feels so much more inspiring in New York City than it ever did in Honolulu.3:14 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @JustinRZB ZOMG I <3 Urth! YAY LA!2:37 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to JustinRZB
- Yeah, not a huge fan of the @ messages from complete strangers telling me to quit smoking, PSFYI.12:10 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Cigarette break = IMMEDIATELY DRENCHED in YET ANOTHER NYC monsoon. Fantastic.11:42 AM Jul 2nd from web
- "Santa Monica" just began playing, and I couldn't help but think of palatial NYC apartments no IT professional could afford, and @malackey.5:36 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Just in time for #FollowFriday, @avflox analyzes the tradition / habit in an excellent piece that asks why, and how. http://tr.im/qBKO5:34 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @michaelSurtees Dear GOD, no, you are NOT wrong to think that! And in fact I think that would be a very USEFUL architectural addition! ;-)8:27 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to michaelSurtees
- @shirleebee Oh, but it is! I am dealing with that RIGHT now. #sadface8:15 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to shirleebee
- Jump. #onewordwednesday8:07 PM Jul 1st from web
- Addiction trumps Architecture: sorry, Standard NYC. You REALLY should have smoking floors like the lovely Thompson Hotels. LES trumps YOU.7:59 PM Jul 1st from web
- Just called São Paulo and attempted to speak my rusty Portuguese. Yeah that went well.1:37 PM Jul 1st from web
- @jeff419 No, but I was expecting him to! "Uh. Where's 11 Madison Avenue?" LOL?10:54 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to jeff419
- It is never reassuring when you drop a package off to a courier in your lobby and he is studying a Manhattan street map.10:50 AM Jul 1st from web
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- Name Atherton Bartelby
- Location New York
- Web http://abartelby.net
- Bio Designer. Didact. Digitalista. eExhibitionist. Writer. New Yorker. Of cryptic interconnective syntax. Nonlinear. Discontinuous. Collage-like. An assemblage.
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