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  1. @dynes2012 Fanku! You're right, but with the stamps, the palaces, & the fact they might all be lizards from space, the monarchy's OK by me. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to dynes2012
  2. @utterben You've misheard it: it's our hebrew friend William Moskewitz that's coming - Jew Billy about 5 hours ago via web in reply to utterben
  3. @kierandean Only if the target for that javelin is George Osborne's clunge. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to kierandean
  4. @dynes2012 I'd personally pay for another jubilee every year if it meant not screwing my hometown for a month because of sports tourists. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to dynes2012
  5. @kierandean That was my ranty justification for the rant. It's only over for now, I'm quite sure there'll be more closer to the event itself about 5 hours ago via web in reply to kierandean
  6. Sorry, brief Olympic rant over. I just can't stand the idea of the ridiculous overtaxing of the poor to pay for this corporate clusterfuck. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. This illustrates my point & shows quite clearly why the UK govt shouldn't be pissing away money we don't have on sports bit.ly/Lc1pdq about 5 hours ago via web
  8. "How much is the UK budget deficit team?" "£11.5 billion" "I've had an idea- why don't we spend half of that on some sports?" "BRILLIANT!" about 5 hours ago via web
  9. @onawintersnight You'd think, for 5.3 billion of taxpayer's money. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to onawintersnight
  10. HALF A MILLION for big dumb mascot statues. Some of our £5.3bn being well spent there. bit.ly/KD0CTL #pointlessmoneytoilet2012 about 6 hours ago via web
  11. @wadds @Jas I've just given him some +K's in ballroom dancing and spicy cauliflower with anchovy for good measure. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to wadds
  12. @wadds I can feel @Jas' involvement in this from 300 miles away! signed, an "expert" in "Hangovers" and "Brooms and Brushes" about 9 hours ago via web in reply to wadds
  13. @GuyClapperton Thanks Guy - sorry for the delay, have just sent the brief over to you. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to GuyClapperton
  14. @robbieflash When you do, can you include lots of computer reconstructions of what it used to look like through the ages? Kthanx about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to robbieflash
  15. @robbieflash Just watched the London thingy you posted. Great recommendation dude, loved it. 5:06 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  16. Bloody Facebook. They've basically made it so that trying to do anything viral & clever with it is now a massive chore. <Slow clap> 4:24 PM May 28th via web
  17. If you have any love for brilliant satire, B-movie cheesiness, really dumb one-liners & nazis from space, watch "Iron Sky". Brilliant. 3:25 PM May 28th via web
  18. @ianmasterson Wait till he puts it down, hide it somewhere that he'll never think to look then claim to have never seen it when he asks. 2:55 PM May 28th via web in reply to ianmasterson
  19. @Kuldipchana eztv.it - download new Thundercats. Problem solved! 2:07 PM May 28th via web in reply to Kuldipchana