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aaronvest

  1. @HumanistExec I'm the generous type. He may have her.
  2. @shuggilippo After that second smoothie I think number 2 is about to be made as well.
  3. @shuggilippo I clicked on it. But honestly I was kinda afraid of what I was going to see.
  4. The best part of pillow fights with 9 year olds is that they're so small and weak.
  5. Look dad! I put a saddle on him! instagr.am/p/LMXARtkopg/
  6. @QueenofSpain Chicks man. SMH.
  7. @maniacalmom Honesty.
  8. @geekandahalf That sounds like two tricks. #itstricky
  9. @CherSeattle @pgoodness Sure.
  10. @MedlinnieI @laurencarelton Srsly.
  11. Just saw a grandfather admonish his grandson in Target by telling him he was acting like a little girl. I don't even...
  12. Chicken nuggets for breakfast. Cuz that's how she do. instagr.am/p/LLaHtikoi8/
  13. @avitable @mrsflinger @SarcasticMomLC Exactly!
  14. @undercovermama Damn girl. I'll be back in mah running shoes tomorrow.
  15. @jspepper I looked for Raspberry today! I found none.
  16. @QueenofSpain Your tattoo artist has a Mistfits tattoo. I approve.
  17. @mrsflinger You haven't aged a day, Flinger.
  18. @tatchull @QueenofSpain I know right? I don't even know what that's about.
  19. @pgoodness @QueenofSpain @agategal Exactly.
  20. @agategal Well I am from West Virginia....