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  1. @QueenofSpain Who's Aaron?
  2. @childsplayx2 I don't need auto draft to get 6 QB's. I'm taking QB's in every round this year. #maybeonewontsuck
  3. @Seanfunk Yep. He's gonna impress the hell out of some ladies. Just like dear old dad.
  4. @Shash Nope. My father in law. And she should do it real good. Right @Queenofspain? #yourmomanddaddoit
  5. Yep. The 6yo now likes hot sauce and wants it on everything. #fatherhoodWIN
  6. @Shash @queenofspain @backpackingdad isn't push it real good pretty self explanatory? She's not Rain Man or anything. #shecantcountthatwell
  7. @Seanfunk I taught my kids some French. But all they said was "Fuck you, asshole!"
  8. @ilinap amen sister.
  9. Waitin' at the car wash! Waitin' at the car wash yeah!
  10. @QueenofSpain mmmmmm.....puppy tacos...
  11. @AureliaCotta @redneckmommy Pics or it didn't happen.
  12. @BackpackingDad Just because I'm not laughing doesn't mean I didn't get it :P
  13. @redneckmommy No dogs. but I'll give her a bone...Sometimes getting punched in the arm is worth it. #owmyarm
  14. @redneckmommy I am going to have the best dreams ever tonight.
  15. @QueenofSpain @redneckmommy a puppy on your deathbed just means you're dying in a pool of puppy urine.
  16. @sassymonkey taco! Taco! TACO!!!
  17. @redneckmommy No way. I manscape.
  18. @redneckmommy Wait...what? Alcohol in your syrup? Ok, I'm there.
  19. @jaelithe Hockey is a socialist sport! Full of Commies and tax loving abortionists. Also? They speak French! #andasideoffreedomfriesplease
  20. @redneckmommy To Canada?!?!? A fate worse than death. #poutine