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Thanks @Seamless! Just ordered my meal online from Grand Sichuan (Jersey City) and can blame you for my diet instead of all my bad choices. about 1 hour ago via Tweet Button
if bruce banner worked in an office, he'd be Hulk everytime he heard a speakerphone blasting from afar. then, i guess he'd take a sick day. 5:58 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
it has been a long time, and i should not have left you. without a dope beat to step to 7:32 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
upon running into locke yesterday, i think it's safe to assume i am now a candidate. looking forward to meeting up w jack, sawyer, etc #lost 5:19 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
walking to lunch on 17th st, i saw john locke walking down the street holding an umbrella. he shook my hand. shouldve asked about the island 10:47 AM May 15th via TweetDeck
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work life balance tips in this week's #webcomic aaronschachter.com/comics/on-lunc… 7:42 AM May 9th via web
Skywalking Russians Take Amazing Photos #bandnamesfromhuffpoheadlines 1:00 PM May 7th via web
Unfortunate Text Placement #bandnamesfromhuffpoheadlines 12:59 PM May 7th via web
my fav scenes in Lost r when jack is bearded listening to "scentless apprentice" in his car and "gouge away" in another #saturdaynighttweet 8:20 PM May 5th via TweetDeck
a new #comic ! picasso musta felt this way sometimes aaronschachter.com/comics/the-art… #comics #webcomics 7:59 AM May 2nd via web
@robdelaney no way, what episodes? i just finished the whole series a few days ago. 8:09 AM Apr 28th via web in reply to robdelaney
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace." - World leaders wedding, monk wedding 10:54 AM Apr 26th via TweetDeck
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"Speak now or forever hold your peas." - Vegetable weddings. #Ihaveapunningproblem 9:43 AM Apr 26th via TweetDeck
"Speak now or forever hold your piece." - Gangster weddings 9:05 AM Apr 26th via TweetDeck
u write something thats like more than 20 words and i'm like nooo i can't read this 10:09 PM Apr 25th via web
It's 4/20. Do you know where your parents are? #WorkingToPayYourTuitionYouDegenerates 9:23 AM Apr 20th via web
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