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aaronpz

@rickygervais Any chance of "Derek" coming to Canada? about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
It's disturbing how much disembodied puckered lips look like an anus. #doesnotbelongonatoothpastebox about 12 hours ago via Mobile Web
funWindow cats are always bouncy sometimes about 24 hours ago via web Retweeted by aaronpz and 6 others
I've been in a good mood for the past 2 weeks. What's wrong with me? Am I going to die? 12:26 PM May 28th via Mobile Web
rigamarock My fave part is when Lucy pulls down the second tower just before Charlie Brown can fly the plane into it. 2:06 PM Sep 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by aaronpz and 32 others
Lost: My tits, if found then take them to the grave #workoutswag 8:08 PM May 25th via Mobile Web
If a redhead is the smartest person in your grade, it is appropriate to say that they're carrot-top of the class #gingerjoke 12:55 PM May 24th via Mobile Web
@picnicface Your show got cancelled because Make A Wish Foundation rejected my wish. I take full responsibility for this. I'm sorry. 3:44 PM May 23rd via web
michaelianblack Men who are obviously more attractive than me are the worst people in the world. 7:38 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by aaronpz and 230 others
Alright brain, you may need it the least but you're going to be training along with the rest of my body this summer! #newandimprovedaaron 4:56 PM May 22nd via Mobile Web
@rickygervais “Edmund Hillary had that Tenzing fella, Ben Fogle had James Cracknell. I've been given an Ewok.” This is going to be too good! 11:54 AM May 22nd via web
wikipetera fellas - are you pissed as hell that celebrities keep trying to kiss you on the lips? is every day just an ordeal of avoiding celebrities? 8:26 AM May 9th via web Retweeted by aaronpz
ziuqrd I'm not picky, I just want someone perfect for me. 11:29 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by aaronpz and 1 other
I threw suicides on the private jet, you know what that means I'm fly to death- Kanye/terrorists 12:55 PM May 21st via Mobile Web
markleggett Pokémon has taken on new meaning for me since becoming a father. I was just like Ash, walking around aimlessly with monsters in my balls. 9:01 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by aaronpz and 20 others
michaelianblack Shut up. Fuck you. RT: @BattleshipMovie The ultimate battle at sea is almost here! Get advance tickets to see #Battleship 5:34 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by aaronpz and 416 others
wikipetera @gameofthrones you dont even have super saiyans. why. 1:17 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by aaronpz and 2 others
WiseguyPictures Pretending my grandfather is constantly blurting out Jeopardy answers in considerably cheaper than paying for Alzheimer's medication. 9:26 AM Nov 13th, 2010 via web Retweeted by aaronpz
WiseguyPictures Watching a toddler attempt its first steps. I'm starting to really regret performing Pai-Mei's exploding heart technique on it earlier. 8:13 AM Nov 25th, 2010 via web Retweeted by aaronpz
@michaelianblack There it is! The reason I follow you! 6:20 PM May 18th via Mobile Web in reply to michaelianblack

Name AaronPZ
Location Beside Waldo.
Bio I study psychology at the (not so) prestigious University of Ottawa. I long to be the horse whisperer of crazy people.