I just ousted @realpizzaranman as the mayor of Barolin & Spencer on @foursquare! 4sq.com/qOOu33

@ToddGlass Todd, hi. It's Aaron. How are ya? I can't wait to see you at Helium in March. Great show today.

I just ousted @realpizzaranman as the mayor of Barolin & Spencer on @foursquare! 4sq.com/qOOu33

♫ The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland ♫

I think I am looking at "the ball" but I'm not sure. #nye #timessquare

The PATCO train broke down this morning. Guy across from me screamed "THIS IS THE WORST TRAIN ON THE PLANET." I seriously doubt that.

Watching the perennial Christmas classic Jingle All the Way with the family tonight.

@OliviaOgden bwahahaha he threw a shot in your face? That is so awesome!

9:05 to CMH (@ Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) w/ 98 others) 4sq.com/rIb0Ap

@EmOgden It's the way of the future... It's the way of the future... It's the way of the future...

I just saw the new Mission Impossible movie. Tom Cruise has never looked younger, and I feel like they really underutilized the iPhone/iPad.

@ianmolnar Hahaha, "a legit panda would, I'm not sure about a regular one."

@ianmolnar I do now! They are only on episode 6? I feel like I am getting in on the ground floor.

I've officially listened to all of my podcasts. I need some new technology, news, or comedy suggestions if any of you out there have any.

The cashier at ShopRite used at least 4 variations of "bro" including "bra" and "bro-ski" all in about 30 seconds while I was checking out.

Last night I was briefly illuminated by a police helicopter search light as it flew overhead. Something to check off on my bucket list...

I just unlocked the Level 3 "Fresh Brew" badge on @foursquare! Sweet! 4sq.com/srAbPS

That's a lot of Santas twitter.com/AaronPruzaniec…

A woman tripped over my foot yesterday on the train and fell face first on the floor. It wasn't my fault but I still feel horrible.

I HATE .eps files.