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aaronmentele

  1. @kennymeyers yo.
  2. @davatron5000 yeah, but screw that guy. Who can relate to somebody like that?
  3. I’m willing to bet Mitt Romney knows how to spell America.
  4. What do you mean my tweets are coming out of order? You don't know.
  5. Just poured out a mojitto for you guys.
  6. You guys owe me $18.50 plus tip.
  7. House band is playing Freebird. Someone in the crowd just gave a "fuck yeah." It wasn't me.
  8. Just ran into Tupac's hologram. Hasn't aged a bit.
  9. Oh shit guys, I just DESTROYED that salmon filet on a bed of rice pilaf.
  10. Syncing iPads. Longest 4 seconds of my life. Only 5 seconds remaining. 6 seconds remaining.
  11. @StuRobson that, too, deserves a gif. Here is the gif: gim.ie/su4G
  12. @StuRobson gim.ie/su9Q
  13. @StuRobson 320px First™
  14. The same goes for the Internet. Except age is no longer a limiting factor.
  15. If one 5yo forms a story and a second 5yo confirms it, a third 5yo will believe it.
  16. @brianoberkirch +1
  17. @tillamooky I'm piercing my eyebrows for charity next. So you know.
  18. @jcroft yeah, well I thought your Fionna Apple cover was just okay. gim.ie/D1bL
  19. @kennymeyers thank you.
  20. @kennymeyers I'm only asking, K. I just want the best for you.